“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

I feel you. Some of us had younger parents and just for whatever reason never picked up Daddy issues. I’m 30 and the idea of dating a 54 year old man is exactly as weird as the idea of a 74 year old man. I also think that John Slattery kind of inadvertently hacked age perception by going grey when he was still in his…

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Oh so now he believes in evolution!

Day drinking FTW.

It’s great that this is being brought to light.

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

This is so deliciously good.

That wisdom teeth episode is my fav!!

Of course you know that everyone here will love it, and now I’m wondering what Sir McKellen’s user name is here on Jez;)

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Just for the Art History nerds, let’s specify that while

I think a lot of performers are refusing to play for Trump because of their respect for the office of the President.

Troll harder.

That’s one thing (of many) that pisses me off. They know their hateful, regressive ideas wouldn’t win them ANYTHING so they rig everything they can. It’s the only way they can win. Such bullshit!

It’s like they decided to curb-stomp both Jesus and the Constitution at once.

I guess, but god only knows how many dipshits will become sympathetic or get recruited. Free speech is like a pipe bomb with a mercury switch stuffed in a hot potato these days.

Because terrible events are hard for these people to process, and it is more comforting to think that they are fake. They would rather live in a world where no children died and the government set this up to try and take our guns than to live in a world where a single person can inflict so much pain and where one of…

Because it is a tragedy so inhumane, it is unquantifiable and and can’t be categorized. It brings on complex emotions and thought processes go completely out of whack. Thus the void where this can spread.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.