Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

jokes are always better when you explain them.

Oh HELL no. Good for you standing up to him, the jerk. Along the same vein I was downstairs the other day getting coffee and a guy who works in my building was standing next to me and noticed the safety pin on my shirt. Our only interaction up to that point had been nods in the lobby, etc. He smirked and said, “Oh…

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

Slay bitch.

If it helps, she also wants to start a farm where specific men are harvested for their sperm; the rest would be killed.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

No waiting til January! Now please!!

“Thought she was being overdramatic.”

Absolutely, and I might add that $100,000 is not even close to enough. What they should sue for is dismissal of the TSA agents plus a few mil.

It would be SO unlike the police/government to try and destroy the reputation of someone working for justice [eyeroll]

What we’re all missing is the grave injustice of Andrew Jackson being forced to relocate by the federal government. He must be very sad...

I’ll defend this example because of the whiplash. As that scene unfolded and her true age was revealed, I actually cackled a little thinking of all the boners that sprung up and then immediately withered.

Maybe she’s that old witch lady that cursed Cersei and told her she would lose all her children.

She started her journey to becoming the old lady in the tub in The Shining.

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

It’s not salad she’s eating, because she’d be laughing.

It’s so sad he came on board at the end of Obama’s term(s), because they are the political pair that makes my little heart sing.

Yes, and I would trudeau him on a train.

Hell just got a whole lot classier.