I would imagine it more as egg, enzyme, and sperm are in a bar and enzyme is pretty hot looking and gets egg drunk and, like a good wingman, says, "have you met my friend sperm?"

I've seen those, they all remind me of photos you'd find in a shoebox hidden under a loose floorboard in an abandoned house. There's something really unsettling about them.

Maybe I'm biased because my bf is a thick guy like Prince. Thick and strong. He lifts heavy shit all day long for a living, and lots of dudes who work along side of him have these builds with what I call "working muscles". Meaning they use their muscles for a living as opposed to dudes who work in cubes but then go…

Baseball butts are the best butts.

*yawn* Call me when they use a woman with that body type for a cover.

GOD these comments. Nobody is fuckable or worth anything as a human being unless they have the body fat of Tom Brady, at most.

I like the fact that they're using an imperfect body on the cover of the magazine, but can you imagine if they put an imperfect female body on the cover? So much sh*t would be lost over it that the woman would be shamed into going on a diet the day after the photo leaked.

Man, I hate to bring this shit up on this particular site, but would we be reading a thoughtful paean to a similar photo of a "hefty" woman athlete?

So long as that waist is 42 or under, I'd tap that shit.

"FIRE SALE AT CHICOS!"

Let's face it: There used to be something tragic about even the most thoughtful Esquire writer. No matter how many cover stories he'd written, readers deemed him to be an imbecile, incapable of writing a single intelligent sentence — almost as if, in working on glossy magazines, he'd betrayed his love of writing and…

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

You know, regarding Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett, one of my friends used to say that the world was divided into two kinds of people: those who said, "What was she thinking?" and those who said "What was he thinking?"

Do you think she will kill him?

Bless your heart.

Really expected the answer to be my brother and sister-in-law's house.

If she's making so much money, why can't she buy her own beach gear instead of assaulting and stealing from other beachgoers?

Florida is why we can't have nice things.

Two words: garden hose.

JFC. NO ONE is asking ANYONE to pay for their birth control. Seriously. Your benefits - health benefits ARE PART OF YOUR COMPENSATION PLAN. It is PART of how the company pays you for services you have provided to THEM. It is not - pay for this for me. And even then the employee is still required to pay part of their…