I have a theory about him and it is that he likes the fact that he is creepy and people hate him. I think he gets off on humiliation and feeling like a big human dirtball. So now even me typing this is feeding into his whole disgusting shame/sex cycle but I don't know what else can be done other than to keep calling…

Say you are offering a starving person the donut but only if they sign over the rights to the custody of their first born child. Then you are taking advantage of that person's position of weakness in order to sell your donut, right? Isn't that pretty morally shitty? It's the same thing here. The chance to do…

Of course you wouldn't.

I really enjoyed this Slate piece on the treatment that both Kim Novak and Liza got at the Oscars. The part that got me was the use of the "she should grow old GRACEFULLY like so-and-so" regarding Novak, as I saw that a lot on my Facebook feed during the Oscars. When people say that, they are typically referring to…

""It's feminine in the sense… It's amazing how you took that as an insult," he said."

That episode was just horrible, one of the worst things I had ever seen on TV. I mean did you guys see how much wine they spilled!?!?

I was totally team cake until that time a pie maybe murdered King Joffrey.

Close up of the suspect.

Fuck you. My husband and I eat at places where we do indeed get bills for $20-25 for the two of us (sorry if you eat so much this isn't possible for you) and $3 on a $20 bill is insulting. This is how waitstaff make money - they aren't like my personal servers or something, they are doing their jobs and deserve to…

Steal away. This stuff is important. As one of my favorite bloggers likes to say, "Motherhood should be an all-volunteer army."

But once a baby is born, it deserves safe guardians just as the mother deserves to stay anonymous and secure in the knowledge that her child will be well cared for.

Hillary as had shit flung at her for 20 years. She can handle a shoe.

I know, right? There's this:

The frequency of women walking up to men and, randomly and without context, telling them to pay for things is truly one of the greatest cultural problems of our time.

I was hoping she'd play off of that and ask him something about his walnuts.

"Ginny's got nice melons."

I usually just try to identify with the kid, a la Wheaton, above. I let my nerd flag fly, so to speak.

I would love to see what type of Ghillie suit she constructs for her ambush. Having seen shots of her apartment, I imagine it would be constructed of discarded Hermes bags and tissue paper.

That woman's asshack is showing.

I like having photo evidence. :P But I also like to try and make things pretty.

:P CAKES, cakes I made, which has now inspired me to go through my shiz and make an actual GT post with cakes I've made :P