Witches are everywhere, man.

OMG. I'm trying to put on potted eyeliner this morning and this woman starts to yowl like a scalded cat. I stabbed myself in the eyeball with a freaking eyeliner brush. When they started debating the premeditation point, I could feel my shoulders creeping higher and higher as I cringed in horror. Normally they don't…

James, why does this lovely family owned business buy merchandise from China, a country with forced abortion?
http://crooksandliars.com/diane-sweet/ho…

Yet I don't hear any objections from any of these business owners having problems with their taxes going to fund Viagra and penis pumps. So much for religious principles.

Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

I have worked with Gloria for years and just want to say for the record, Terry approached her at an event as asked for a photo and she said yes, because she ALWAYS says yes to photos (when she can). She had no idea who he is. Just so y'all know.

My neighbor's daughter, who's 12, watches the show. She's a mature reader and had already read the books, and her father is a fan and watches the show with her. I raised my eyebrows when she commented on my Winter is Coming t-shirt, but she actually has some pretty interesting insights into character, feminist themes,…

My advice is that yes, there are all kinds of opportunities available to young women. But they should also be aware of the pitfalls and biases. Many women in our generation were never told about the problems they might encounter and we need to send them into the workplace armed with information that will allow them to…

Can you share or describe the moment you decided that you couldn't stay silent, that you had to address the depths of the harassment you were subjected to?

Here's a pretty thorough roundup of the magazines and other entities that keep Richardson in business, for those who are interested in boycotting his work.

I'm currently playing a size queen. The reviews have been favorable.

This. I also have to question the validity of her Southern credentials in that she referred to "coke" as "sody-pop," whatever the fuck that is. IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

and since I am a former Southerner

It really is the perfect illustration for this and actually is a nice balance to anyone who had to hate-read the original article, because with one sculpture he says more about class and presence than a million trend pieces.

Thanks for the citation. May I suggest that you also place this up top with the image?

I'm surprised how long it's been since I've felt inclined to bring out the Stella Gibson gif. Weeks, maybe. I'm guessing it's more likely because I've been busy than because Republican lawmakers have been saying less stupid shit. On a positive note I'm making stew and drinking the wine I had to open per the recipe.

Listen, my ma taught me good old-fashioned hosting manners. This includes, say, taking people's coats, and keeping hot coffee and tea on hand. However, I'm pretty sure that in the event a guest tried to take up residency in my abdomen, traditional etiquette would not dictate that I had to continue inviting them to…

She's gorgeous. Happy to see white folks enjoying what us coloreds can take for granted. Case in point: My mom at 56.

Call me when George Zimmerman agrees to be shot for a worthy charity.

Dammit! If only Jezebel hadn't spent 10,000 on those photos we could have watched our favorite Jezebel writer punch George Zimmerman. Way better use of funds.