When I was 25, my boyfriend not only broke up with me on Valentine's Day, in a fancy French restaurant, but he named three men he did not want me to date. And I spent a very happy three months binging on revenge sex with all of them.

"Jezebel is not a place of unconditional support of women just because they're feminists. Feminism itself isn't even like that."

Yessssssss! I'm from the South (no longer live there), and one my favorite things I learned growing up is that being polite, genuinely polite, is something to strive for and by no means makes you weak. When I ask people how they are or say please and thank you, it's because I really mean it, and I truly want to…

bell hooks goes in on Madonna's ass and reads Madonna's whole life like a bed time story:

I'm mostly annoyed that the stripes don't line up in the front. IT BURNS!

Well then. Maybe people with souls should hit A&E where their wallet gets stuffed from: their sponsors. Find out who runs spots during commercial breaks, then tell other folks with souls who these sponsors are, and then all the people with souls contact the sponsors and ask them if it would be ok if we never buy…

It's so strange to me that these guys who are obsessed with the idea of women taking their money also insist on marrying women with no jobs or skills who will be forced to be dependent on them and their money. If you're so worried about her picking your pocket, marry a woman who has money in her own pockets. Of course…

Or, alternatively, the MRA version: "BUT WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS ADAM?!"

Sure, some people would describe this as hell. Me? An opportunity.

Mi mi?

I imagine an older woman, in a power suit, drinking gin at 11 am and saying "What we NEED is a gotdamn Lizzie Borden movie! What is that little Wednesday Addams up to these days? I need ice...."

they'd be those awful "flip flops" you get after a pedicure if you forget your own sandals.

Smoking is bad, but damn, she is the sex.

She looks super badass and pissed, here. I expect one of those "building goes boom behind hero, no fucks are given" action scenes...

More of him, please.

Plus, as Nate Silver posits in his TedTalk about racism and the '04 and '08 elections, monoracial communities tend to skew way more racist, and and unless all young people just choose to move out of their racist neighborhoods, those communities will continue to reinforce and grow heir homogeneous viewpoints.

I'm pretty sure this is how Ann Richards got elected governor of Texas.

Gaze upon the jarring, glaring whiteness!

And even the ones who aren't laughing are taking it as encouragement to go ahead and use it themselves. The same type of idiots who think it's ok to use the n-word because Chris Rock said it. I'm not saying that "taking back" a word or symbol is something that shouldn't be attempted, but I think it takes a real…