graham_but_not_a_cracker
graham_but_not_a_cracker
graham_but_not_a_cracker

NCIS has been on this whole time?

Those guys don’t give a shit. Their kids go to private school.

Hook up culture died when revenge porn reared it’s ugly head.

High School teacher chiming in here. The proliferation of porn, revenge porn, and cyber bullying has made young women less likely to have sex in high school.

High School teacher chiming in here. The proliferation of porn, revenge porn, and cyber bullying has made young women less likely to have sex in high school. Women aren’t stupid or helpless, no matter what those bathroom monitors say.

This is exactly what they knew/expected/wanted to happen. Widespread bullying designed to push everyone back into “traditional” gender roles.

How about this: She has taken off the necklace and gone to sleep. Without its power she will die. Someone finds her, the necklace, and realizes the connection so they use it to bring Jon Snow back.

I know the NYC girls thing is getting tired, but give their movie a chance. Jenny is the real deal. I knew her in college and she was a thoughtful, intelligent, and hardworking artist. That was 20 years ago and she was obsessed with the tween to teen aged girl experience even then. She made beautiful photos of awkward

Mine was full of dick pics and spam.

What the fuck is up with that picture? They Buck Owensed him.

Jezebel, you are as reliable as Florida Man, and I mean that as a compliment.

I don’t know who that guy is in the photo but I love the “I’m not touching her. See my hand? I am not touching this woman.” pose.

I have no fucking clue but I sure do miss the days when intellect and wit reigned supreme at Jezebel.

1. Dictionaries are often used when looking for definitive answers.

Disco Katherine Hepburn, Bellboys, & Day Pajamas. Can I have this engraved on my headstone? Or can it at least be the headline for my obit? It encompasses every obsession and goal I have ever had in my life.

On all American census, college apps, public schools records, etc. Armenians are classified as white.

Yay!! I love that story and we have been needing that story!

Is she posing as Melania?

Last year my step-daughter was in 8th grade. The boys in her class would often ask girls to send them nudes as a way of showing they were interested in them. This would be before they asked them to be their girlfriend, even before they asked their best friend to ask her best friend if they liked them. My step-daughter