Trump’s mouth really does look like an anus.

I would pay top dollar for a jar of those tears.

I totally made out with a neighborhood boy once because he had hair like Blackie Parrish. Okay, maybe it was more than once.

Bitch please, Veuve yes, everything else NO.

This must be how Michelle Bachman knows the end is nigh.

No Huck, “ savage, uncivilized” countries view women as chattel, undeserving of the right to control their own bodies. Like you do. Asshole.

My best friend married a man I can’t stand to be in the same room with, and likewise. And because he is a racist bro he hates being around my older, Jewish husband. My bestie and I did drift apart but we had the excuse of very differently aged children and careers that were keeping us busy. Now we get together more…

Seriously. I just got so excited when I read that headline. I loved the Pre-Raphaelites when I was young and high in college.

Damn that is creepy.

Work towards outlawing gerrymandering. Maryland and Florida were both sued by the people and I think they both had to go back and redraw districts more fairly. That is the only way things are going to change in Texas.

Damn I miss the 90s. Cindy, Linda, Naomi, and Christy always looked like they were having a blast and getting paid big money to do so. Even when they were playing serious grunge for Marc you could see the twinkle in their eyes. These girls have dead eyes.

She is the Queen of Everything

#ImwithHuck ?!? Huck? May the ghost of Mark Twain haunt him for eternity.

Thing #473 I don’t understand: When you use a derogatory term and say it’s okay because you have a “friend”. Don’t you understand that you are insulting your friend? Why would you insult your friend?

I totally thought that was Gwen Stefani

She’s ripping off Haley Dahl from Sloppy Jane. Sloppy Jane has a song “Glitter Spit” and Haley throws up “concoctions” on stage. Sloppy Jane is the real deal. Miley is a poser, ripping off LA bands and selling it to her tweenies turned teens. http://lo-pie.com/review-sloppy-…

Increase fees so only the “good” people can come in. So he means the rich people. Rich = Good. Jesus, he is such an asshat.

My very southern mother just got another face lift. She's 80. I give up.

Huckabee responded with a stock answer: “Does it solve the problem by taking the life of an innocent child?”

Yes!! I was just in Trastavere and I did not want to come home, ever. I could live there happily. I stayed at a lovely hotel that is a 10 minute walk to Trastavere, the Vatican, and the Pantheon. It is called Hotel La Rovere and it was fantastic. Sweet people working there, small, inexpensive, and the best AC ever!