Cliff Notes for tldrs: “So I started out as her daddy but now she’s my mommy.”

Yeah, I remember that wedding. I was 12 years old and I woke up in the middle of the night covered in blood. I was having a nosebleed. First one ever so I was completely freaked out. I went to find my mom and found her watching the wedding on TV. She took one look at me and as she glued her eyes back to the TV she…

Everytime I see a Kardashian now I think “duct tape” and I shiver in the ghost pain of scab-ripping. Sorry I had to share this.

Sooo, donating your body to science is barbaric? Beyond Benghazi? Will someone from the AMA please speak up. PLEASE

You are a superhero with the best superhero name ever.

Oh my

I used a diaphragm for years and loved it! The hormones from the pill and the shot were terrible for me. I used the sponge in my 20s and a diaphragm is very similar but a hell of a lot cheaper! Long live the diaphragm!!

Never date a man who wears pigtails. Never.

“But Graham is a compassionate guy gay, “ There. Fixed it for you.

Well bless his heart!

Soooo, Anti-Rape = Anti-Male? Thanks for clarifying.

I worked in the restaurant and bar business for 15 years and I have to agree with him. Sorry. All entree plates should be cleared at the same time, after the last person has finished eating. This is etiquette. This is polite. Dining with others usually includes conversation, sometimes business, and that should not be…

I worked in the restaurant and bar business for 15 years and I have to agree with him. Sorry. All entree plates should be cleared at the same time, after the last person has finished eating. This is etiquette. This is polite. Dining with others usually includes conversation, sometimes business, and that should not be…

Yesterday I scored a pair of gold Manolo Blahnik sandals for $3, barely worn. Now I look like my great Aunt Bernice, but without the bloody mary and the Pall Mall. This summer is gonna ROCK!

As an adoptee I am constantly offended by the statement “just adopt!” and confused by those who think adoption is “easier”. You are bringing into your life a child who does not share your DNA and that is a lifetime of misunderstanding and pain if not recognized and dealt with properly. At 35 I developed relationships…

Oh. My. Goddess.

Dude, no one is looking at your penis. Stop it.

Holy countouring Batman! That Duggar’s gone Kardashian!

Walking Dead just got checked.

I’m sorry they “killed” her. She and Jon Snow would make a hot couple!