Yes ma'am.

Dear Tanyaface, I need to know. Did you continue serving them?

I have a story you will love. I know Sean very well and he has always been a dick. Many years ago my best friend and I used to prank call him for hours just to wind him up and hear him scream. We were merciless.

Why are republicans so obsessed with Steve?

The adult classes are much more supportive than competitive. Although there are some serious ballet fashionistas there! I will always miss being as good as I was, but that’s okay. I now aspire to be as badass and graceful as the 70 year old lady in my class when I am her age :)

I stayed away from the ballet studio for 12 years as I was healing from my eating disorder. I was so afraid it would be a trigger. I just started back last year for exercise and I wish I had never stopped, or that I had gone back sooner. It has actually helped my body dysmorphia. I know I will never dance like I used…

Florida Mom never disappoints!

So headscarves represent the oppression of women but dress codes, anti-abortion laws, and the wage gap do not? Ok, where is my wine?

Fuck yes we are ready. Bring it!

God I loved that theater when I was a teen & 20 something! Did you know that Janene Garofalo worked there in the late 80s?

Dude I totally wore that yellow polo white skirt combo. I paired it with ankle socks and sandals. I totally rocked that shit. I thought. Then my older cousin came along and said she absolutely would not go into the Red Lobster with me wearing socks with sandals. It was a tough lesson to learn but necessary.

Once upon a time people smoked in restaurants and so there were matchbooks alongside the salt, pepper and ketchup. One charming man wrote his phone number out in matchsticks on the table. That was my tip. His phone number. So I could call him for sex I suppose. He came back in a week later and sat in my section…

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Almay One Coat for all the ladies with allergies and sensitivities! Lovely long, soft, full lashes that look…

I really hope the bakery says in it's defense "As Christians we believe that we have the right to not make a hate cake."

Does anybody know what happened to that shitty man of hers?

I hope that everyone taking sides on this question finds a partner that they are so into that this shit leaves their head and they reach a higher level sexually where all pleasure is mutual and orgasmic. Life is too fucking short for declarations, record-keeping, and obligations.

" I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.".

Not only is her op piece terrible, it is a completely worthless endeavor. Sarah, nobody cares about you and your insane need to explain why you are such a horrible person. You are not important. Your views are not important. You are not adding anything to any dialogue about anything in society that should be…

In a yellow Penske truck, with all of our belongings in the back, 3 dogs at my feet, no home behind me, and a one year lease on a house I had not seen in a city I had not visited in 5 years ahead of me. Yeah, we were almost exactly halfway across the country, on our way to our new life, when he decided to tell me…

He really looks like my grandma's neighbor's son Freddy Lee. Grandma said Freddy Lee would always be a bachelor because no woman would have him and his funny ways. Freddy liked to needlepoint and when he died he left all his money to the Houston Ballet.