"elite" is southern code for "white". So is "a class act" which was used often to describe Romney and his wife in the last election.

Good for you! I stopped dating a guy because he ordered us a pizza with no cheese. It was our third date "pizza and a movie, sex implied" date. He ordered the pizza before I got there because the pizza place was notorious for long delivery times. When it came and he opened the box I just stared in confusion and…

Good lord, can we talk about that yellow vest?

You ARE hilarious

I had a woman say to bartender me "I NEED a really, really strong drink! What do you suggest?" I said "A Long Island Iced Tea". She said "Nah, I don't like tea."

That is more common than people want to realize. One of my best friends was raped in high school and after the rape she pursued her rapist in order to make him her boyfriend. In her teenage mind (let's not forget that the frontal lobe is not fully developed until 24-25) if he was her boyfriend then it wasn't rape. …

Oh my god! A friend of mine was in that production and I had a torrid affair with Antony for the run of the show. We were at a cast event one night and she hung out with us for a while. She told me I was beautiful and I wanted to die.

Janene and I grew up in Houston and hung out at the same dive bar in the late 80s before she became famous. She is a little older than me and I worshipped her. She had the super cool job, the rapier wit, and the best thrift store dresses ever. When she made it big I could say I always knew she would and that she…

I am a lipstick girl. Bright red. I was out to lunch one day with my bestie and while we were waiting for our check I reapplied my lipstick at the table. I noticed a piece of pepper in my teeth and since I was with my bestie I decided to dig it out. I finally got it, looked up, and saw Eric Stoltz at the next…

Have you tried any of the Girl Scout Cookie flavors? Oh. My. God. I introduced the 13 year old to Bonne Bell last year and now we are both addicted to the GS flavors. My fave is the Coconut Caramel Stripes. Mr. Graham loves them too ;)

I feel stabby.

I knew I recognized him!

Mamie's tree does have a lot of tinsel, but hot damn! her dress is ALL tinsel.

It's a combination of her angle, which makes her right arm seem tiny, and the left arm being cut down by the magazine edge. It's a terrible photograph with terrible editing. Rolling Stone needs to check itself. Who's in charge over there? This guy? He's not even wearing his glasses!

As a photographer I am much more disturbed by the tragic Uncle Terry style lighting. It's harshing my mellow.

So in a nutshell, no one should have any rights except for white men. I really wish that these idiots would explain to us why white men are so worthy of all the power instead of talking about how awful and unworthy everyone else is. I really do want to hear them brag.

There, fixed it.

Ok, I'll play. What? A cross? It looks like a T to me, like for Tom. Like Tom, Dick, and Harry. Honestly grandma, I don't see the cross.

I think they were searching for the fourth horseman, whichakes sense that they would look in Florida.

I really wish shows would show warnings regarding rape scenes. As a survivor I have a very difficult time watching them and I'm always pissed when they sneak one in.