graham_but_not_a_cracker
graham_but_not_a_cracker
graham_but_not_a_cracker

That Rachel story made me laugh so hard I peed a little on my dining room floor. Seriously girl, lets hang out sometime.

We teach girls to be ladylike; to be quiet, to obey, to be demure, and to say "I'm sorry". But then when a girl is raped we ask her Are you sure it was rape? Why didn't you report it? Why didn't you fight them off? What were you wearing? Had you been drinking? Do you want to ruin this boy/man's life?

Agreed. Most pro-life agendas are about the fear of becoming a minority, cloaked in the righteousness of religion. I teach public school in a conservative district and last fall the district hired a man for a "professional development" session who showed us statistics of the falling American birth rate and the rising

What is that saying? If everyone you meet today is a douche then you are probably the douche. Jim, you are the douche.

It's interesting that no one from the African American community has defended him. Hmmm....

They sound like little Kanyes

TIME has seriously jumped the shark.

I've always referred to hipsters as hamsters so this works for me. Useless creatures, kinda cute but stinky and stupid.

Oh my goodness

I really wish that was a sound gif. He has one of the best laughs ever. Pure magic.

Thanks for the spoiler alert.

He is the patron saint of stoner boys. Every time I encounter a stoner boy they say "Alright, alright, alright".

A "hair-changing woman"? WTF is that?

She and Joel came into the museum where I was working years ago. As they browsed the catalogs and engaged me in small talk I tried to think of something so witty and smart that they would find me incredibly charming and we would end up being best friends. My moment was stolen by a truly obnoxious woman who

I love Timothy Olyphant and I just watched 6 seasons of Justified to prove it.

I'm guessing this hacker/troll has never had anyone sext him so he's ruining it for everyone else. Good job asshole. Way to kill sexy time.

"You know I picked out that dress for her. You're welcome."

Well bless her heart! It sounds like she's never even screamed a fake OH YES.

Just once I would like to see a before photo shot by the same photographer using the same lighting as the after photo. Is that really too much to ask? Do they really think we are so stupid and gullible to not realize how much of a difference it makes?

Maybe you are just watching too much porn and your expectations reflect that. Sex is not a performance to be critiqued. A great sex life comes from being open with your partner, not from being demanding and manipulative.