You are hilarious

"Press them on intoxicated guests even if they resist."

We have arrived! It's official.

Preach!

I don't understand what their problem is with Walls. Do they not want their children to see poor people as actual human beings?

Don't forget Julia Sugarbaker!!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our poster child. Let's get to the printers.

That's my move. I usually just shout "Excuse me sir/maam. You dropped something" and point at the trash. Everyone stares and they are properly embarrassed.

The NFL might be pushing away from anything female. I heard a military band playing a game opening this weekend, which is a very Let's get back to the 1950s! decision. It will be interesting to see if the ads change and if a new Monday Night Football lead in song is on it's way.

It's not a tv show, but the movie "The Turning Point" is on Netflix now and it is so great!

Well at least they are outing themselves as undateable.

Is that a fancy twinkie? I need that recipe. ASAP

These are so lovely that I will call them frocks.

Or a circle jerk.

"...convert them or kill them..."

"If you're going throw out those kinds of accusations, you ought to give people a chance to explain mansplain themselves."

Well, I know that other people will live longer if I have a glass of wine with dinner. I will live longer too ? Cool!

"said Morgan Brittany". I think we're done here.

Ahhh! So all this rape culture business is the fault of the heathen feminists. Okay. Sure. Give that a spin.

So, men are being accused of being "white knights" to get laid, and they are being accused by men who brag about how much they masturbate. So I guess it's true; you really do go blind from spanking it too much. They obviously can't see their own stupidity. I am beginning to think that this new breed of troll men…