Me too. That girl cannot fake a smile worth shit. Poor Brit Brit

He "found" the tape? Does found now mean to pay someone a lot of money to create? That old man doesn't want any competition for Brit's money.

That's a summer suit! When I lived in New Orleans I loved seeing the men in their linen and sear sucker suits!

Oh Florida man ! You so crazy! Sidenote, we call that "country justice" below the Mason Dixon

Is he trying to explain the horse's penis girth or length flaccid?

Here's the one Mr. Graham told tonight at the dinner table: Did I tell you the joke about the comic? Wait, no....It was a bum, that told me a joke about a cop.... Or was it....

Post a selfie. I dare you.

Why is it always fat dudes like Ablow and Limbaugh who feel they have the right to judge other peoples bodies? And it is usually people who are thinner than they are. Don't they realize that this only calls attention to their own expansive waistline? It's like a verbal bandage dress with horizontal stripes.

The twenties are great for some people but they were very anxiety ridden for me. My 30s were a lot better and I used that time to heal myself because I wanted to be happy. I was tired of all the crap. Now that I am in my 40s I am happier than I have been since before junior high.

My mom peaked in high school. She was from a small town and was a very popular cheerleader. She and her friends have a reunion every year. They have been out of high school for 62 years and are still trying to relive the good old days. When I was growing up her advise to me was to "Just do what the popular kids do…

My mother insisting that "these are the best years of your life" in regards to the high school/teenage years made me seriously contemplate suicide. I figured if life only got worse, what was the point? I also suffer from depression but it is in check now and I am enjoying the best years of my life in my 40s.

One word: Diaphragm

Are you calling me a camel?

It does seem silly but revenge porn is a major issue with high school girls these days. I teach high school and there are a lot of boys sharing consensual photos and videos of their now ex-girlfriends. I imagine that a lot of young girls who see this video see that storyline rather than the rape, which is implied in…

He thought I was still out of town so he brought a girl home. I was dead asleep but the next morning I recalled hearing him come in and hearing giggling. I'm still not fully awake but I start looking for him and find the guest bedroom door locked. I pick the lock, open it, and find him in bed with his ex…

She isn't fat and never really has been. Body dysmorphia is wicked and cruel.

I hope the condo board doesn't find out about her making "art" on the walls. And I really hope she didn't do any "art" on her front door. They are so picky about decor you know.

Seriously! When I was young all I ever wanted to do was dance. When I started to develop my father said "You will never be a dancer. You don't have the right body." I believed him and I mourned the career I would never have. I moved on but I continued to take classes for my health and my pleasure. I'm 46 and I'm…

For my teenage stepdaughter: Positive stories about women's accomplishments that don't draw attention to the fact that they are positive stories and rarely found elsewhere in the media. To assume a norm is to create a norm.

Goddamn cracker ass crackers!