Yeah, this is how you do it:

Oh Florida Man! You so crazy!

Are they sure that baby isn't Nathan Arizona Jr.?

Twitter really is high school all over again.

JUST DON'T DO IT ON MY PROPERTY!! GET OFF MY LAWN!! Have you considered changing your username to ArchieBunkerWasMisunderstood ?

I know I'm old, but when I was 9 my mom used to push me outside, saying "Go play. Be home before dark." I went on grand adventures, including hopping on the city bus to see where it would take me. No one ever said a word about it and I was never kidnapped or molested. People were kind and some were cranky. I knew…

I saw them walk down the street together once. They were perfect. Eleven feet tall and blindingly beautiful. The whole world stopped to admire them and then we wept.

It's the old white patriarchy desperately trying to stay in power. "Push those ladies back into the kitchen and keep them knocked up! We gotta keep them too busy for careers and voting! Think of your sons!"

Could someone animate his explanation please? So many hilarious visuals. I really want to see the egg and sperm meet in conception. I imagine it as a trendy nightspot where that enzyme in the front is a badass bouncer.

Oh yes. He was young, handsome, and charming so he rarely got more than a reprimand. It was a Boys will be Boys Club.

When I was in college I worked at a very "cool" restaurant (in its heyday). One of my "cool" managers found out the new (Mexican) dishwasher was a virgin so he made him fuck a raw chicken in front of the entire kitchen staff after hours one night, threatening to fire him if he didn't do it. When he got in trouble for…

I think these "originals" are screen shots or camera phone shots taken by our Mata Hari, which accounts for the blur. But they are still shit.

He uses a shitty ass point & shoot with the on camera flash. There are shots out there where the model is in front of a mirror. You can see creepy Terry and his shit camera in the reflection. Ugh.

Autumn here with signature red lips since high school. When I was single none of my married friends wanted me around. A colleague of mine who I thought was a friend told me one day, laughing: "Oh my goodness! I would NEVER introduce you to my husband!"

So true. I hate the baggy pajama pants they wear these days. It takes all the joy out of watching a game :(

Does this relationship bother anyone else? Charlize's father was an abusive alcoholic and Sean's abusive nature is pretty well documented. I didn't think she would be the type to repeat the pattern.

I lost that day and my friend Mary lost the next ridiculous contest. So I only spent about a week completely ostracized. We were never so thankful for being "losers"

I think it means that he is the worst person ever and the worst songwriter in history.

"All I need is a little hole" ?

I went to a private school until high school and the really rich kids were truly awful. I was friends with one for a while (over a year) and she turned out to be the cruelest kid I've ever known. But it was obvious to me why she was that way and I felt sorry for her. The entire time we were friends I never saw her…