Well bless your heart!

Ohhh. I would think you would rather use a surrogate so you could continue those amazing genetics. Silly adopted me.

What in the world does that mean??

Have you met Jose Maria Manzanares?

Um, Jose Maria Manzanares. Oh dear.

I happened to catch the teaser for that this morning (don't ask) and the first thing Matt Lauer did was to tell her how annoyed he was that he had to fly to London for this interview when she was just in the states. She tried to explain that she was on a bicycle the whole time but Matt wasn't buying it. So I'm going…

But did they give them memories and snapshot proof? Hmm?

Every time I make a roasted chicken I think of her dressing the bird and giggle. I adore Amelia!

Guns don't kill people. Stupid mother-fuckers kill people. Wine please!

Maybe KimYe is just fishing for the $10,000 Jezebel "before" bounty.

It is time to build the Underground Railroad for abortion access.

I love a good game of Toilet Paper Bride!

That cover photo of Terry makes me sick. Historically, women have been represented horizontally in art to represent submission as a feminine trait. Rarely are men shown that way. When they are shown that way it is to represent their softness, and their innocence. There is nothing soft or innocent about creepy Uncle…

That is some Scarface shit right there.

Oh Florida man! You gone and done it again!!

Oh goodie! I get to tell one of my favorite NOLA stories now. I lived there for a few years and wondered why so many born and raised NOLA folk had never lived anywhere else and many had never even left the city EVER. I met a woman who told me a story about the time she tried to leave. She said "I was accepted at…

He's just trying to mathsplain it to us so.

Yep, I just posted it. Let the mansplaining of mansplaining begin!

That would technically be Art Intervention

Bong Hit Olympics. You can't pass the bong until you finish the bowl. I didn't remember anything else from that day until several years later. I was watching a movie I thought I had never seen and suddenly I realized I had indeed seen this movie. A worm-hole was opened and it all came back to me. Including rolling…