It boggles my mind how the assholes named them TRAP laws and continue to swear that it's all to PROTECT women. Trap = Protect?

That describes my 12 yr old step daughter so beautifully! She's awesome. She's finishing her signed copy of The Fault In Our Stars right now. Having a signed copy has made her the coolest in her group! I can't wait to hear them critique the movie.

Smiling, as she doled out the rope

If you are a registered Dem in Cali you can't have any say/vote in the Rep primaries. Turnouts were lower than usual this week but I don't think that % will be the same for the final election.

Oh Florida, don't stop being you!

It was priceless! He just stopped mid-chew and wasn't sure if he should continue eating. It was the best bad date ever!

Seriously! I went on a first (and last) date with a guy who was a total tool to the restaurant staff. Before our order went in I excused myself to the restroom and slipped the waiter a $20 and apologized profusely for his bad manners and explained my situation. While we ate he was rude to the bus boy filling up our…

Aww, Jeez! Less than 5 minutes ago I complimented Florida on not being where they found the bike fucker. Nevermind.

Florida, I am so proud of you! After all the dog fuckings I really did expect this to read "A man in Florida..."

How could it suck if it has John Corbett in it?

When bar owners are not an integral part of the day to day operations a lot of mismanagement can occur. I have known a lot of unethical managers who don't give a shit and will behave horribly towards customers and staff. I try to only frequent bars where I know the owner is on the property or just a phone call away.…

Yes, lots of girls date assholes, but it is usually when they are young (teens and 20s) and honestly I believe we do it for protection from all the other assholes out there. Unfortunately it perpetuates our machismo culture like a snake eating its tail. The good news is that everything changes once the frontal lobe…

I know Snoop is flawed and was once a pimp, but now he coaches soccer and does stuff like this:

Kill it! It's one of those poisonous caterpillars!!

I just got tricked into watching a bunch of commercials! Do they do anything besides shill for fashion? BORING.

If only I could get my mantra straight from the Snoop. My life would be complete.

Charlie Sheen is now Donald Trump, and so on, and so on, and so on.

Oh my god I must watch True Romance again. I totally forgot about his fabulousness in that movie!

Oh Florida! Sigh. Sorry, that's all I can come up with. I had to give up being shocked over Florida stories after the SECOND Floridian was arrested for fucking his dog.

Christ on a cracker! Graduation tickets at my school are $10.