Darling Nicki, you are a BOSS

Awww! Lindsay has a Kevin Federline of her very own!

"This is something that they teach in churches, literally." Perhaps this is the problem.

I'm guessing there are a lot of Don't Tread On Me fellas whispering to their computer and drooling "Tread on me baby. I'm a bad, bad, boy" right now.

Me too. I would obsess over my ability to place my hands on my hips and hook my fingers inside my hipbones. My body is healthy now and I haven't weighed myself in years but I still check my hipbones from time to time. Bad habits die hard.

I want Eva Longoria's publicist. Sure, Maxim is about as relevant as Eva is these days, but that publicist is seriously working it.

Thems fightin' words

If anyone wants to boycott their sponsors, here is a handy list their supporters made:
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If you want to boycott their sponsors, here is a handy list their supporters made:
http://beforeitsnews.com/protests-demon…

I think it's safe to assume A&E did this as a publicity stunt. Maybe the duck fucks were losing the attention span wars and so a plan was cooked up to get a new audience who just stopped by to see what all the fuss was about.

That is one hell of a circle jerk.

Shortly after I moved to LA I was having brunch in a trendy spot. After I ate I reapplied my lipstick, noticed a piece of pepper in my teeth, removed it, and then looked up to see Eric Stoltz watching me and smiling at me. I turned redder than his hair and left as quickly as possible.

Seriously? Do you also think Obama killed Paul Walker?

A collection of cliches. How charming. Or not.

I am Mexican and Irish but was adopted into a WASPY white family and raised in a white suburb in the south. I did not know what my ethnicity was until I was 35. When I was growing up I got the "So what are you? You're obviously not white." a lot and all I could say was "I don't know". Hurt like hell.

SVU, I quit you.

Old men can't work internet porn.

My aunt had an OB GYN she later found out was Catholic. She miscarried 4 times and almost died twice. All her doctor would say to her after her miscarriages was "Just keep trying. Have faith."

I was very disturbed by Sunday's photo of Michelle O'Connell's dead body. Anyone else? Part of it was because it had that strange fashion/movie quality. Then it had the toe of a man's shoe just peeking in the frame, a live man, in power, standing over her. Also, more personally, she was wearing jeans and ballet…