I was a bartender in college and the night before Thanksgiving was always a fun and lucrative night. One year I had so much fun that I went to an after party and drank until dawn. I was supposed to pick up Grandma at 11am and go to my aunt's house. My grandmother was a teetotaler and I come from a very uptight,…

Yeah, I call bullshit.

This study is so tiring. Please post more cute animals eating and fighting so I can achieve the brain bullshit balance I had 5 minutes ago. Thanks in advance.

I knew Blackfish would destroy me emotionally so I wasn't planning on watching it. But then I was in San Diego for a family event and we were staying 2 blocks away from Sea World. Blackfish was on the hotel cable channel so I had to watch it. I loved the fact that the hotel makes most of its money off of Sea World…

Thank you!

Is it me or has Kim turned into JLo? On a side note, I'm SUPER excited to be on the front row for the downfall of western civilization. Will the beer and peanut guy be around soon? I don't want to miss any of it.

This makes me so happy. Donation sent!

The gloves! Someone please find the gloves. I need the gloves. She was wearing them in the scene where they burned the witch at the stake and I've been obsessing over them since.

Right? Those fuckers, assuming that American customs are the same as theirs, giving them the right to insult American waitresses. Shit.

American tip: Tipping is expected here. Don't be an asshole and assume that our customs are the same as yours.

Yes. I believe this article was discussing an incident that took place in America. When I make comments on a story about waitresses in different countries I usually consider that country's customs before I insult said waitress.

I'm rude? When commenting on a post about how rude it was for an American to not tip an American waitress IN America, KirkeO assumed that the laws in America are the same as they are in their country and made a rude comment about how they don't deserve tips, that his/her mind is "boggled" and that (poor KirkeO!)…

How do people NOT know that server minimum wage is lower? Heads buried in the sand? Only aware of what affects them personally? Join our society people. It sucks but it's the only one we have.

What I am hearing in the high school aged racists in my community is the "We are post-racial so I can say the n word as much as I want!" One day they will venture outside of their safe suburban LA community. Hopefully they learn fast and run fast.

Special snowflakes indeed.

Aww, thanks! I miss the Jezebel days of hearts too. Those were fine times.

It's a shame the filmmaker didn't make it over to Glenn Beck's house.

"Hats. Okay? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone."

We have a winner...

I saw Beck at that Gelson's.