8 years recovered. Until yesterday. Part of my recovery was not getting on a scale. I went to a new dr. and she blurted it out before I could explain my situation. She didn't say it was high. I'm healthy and strong. But the number sent me into a downward spiral. Today I am depressed and regretful. I'm wondering if I…

This would be easy if gerrymandering wasn't out of control (hi Texas!)

I had an ED for many years but have been doing great for 8 years. Until yesterday. Part of my recovery was throwing away the scale. When I would go to the doctor she let me stand backwards on the scale so I wouldn't have to see. I went to a new doctor yesterday and before I had a chance to explain all this she let…

I'm unfuckable! Which is totally weird, because I had sex three times this week with a man who knows exactly how to make me have multiples. Hmm...

I love how almost every man in this photo is "presenting himself". Or perhaps it's just that their penises are so ginormous that they need the space. Hahahahaha!!!

I am fascinated by the selfie where the subject's gaze is directed at the phone/camera (self) instead of into the mirror (which becomes the viewer). Is this extreme narcissism? Is it intentional? If so, what is the intention?

That photo is perfection!

He may not be handsome but Lyle is much cooler than Julia will ever be and at that time he was at the top of his game. I'm guessing Julia realized that and it started to bruise her ego so she left.

Julia broke Lyle Lovett's heart. So, yeah, fuck that bitch.

Please stop that ridiculous tongue sticking out to the side selfie face. Thanks.

I cannot wait for his Tim Haggard style fall from self-appointed grace. It is going to be glorious!

All aboard the Beuverie Express! WOOooOOOH!

Oh Denise! Break the cycle girl!

I wish I had a beautiful photo of my nude 21 year old body. I hated my body then, like most young women do, and only now do I appreciate my body (at 45) for it's strength and beauty.

Don't make me like him. Please.

Doesn't he worry that his supply line of whatever crazy shit he's smoking will get cut off and then his beautiful world of cantaloupe calves, magical playground abortions, and bird dogs will disappear?

My conservative mother is 78 and says "Fox News is for crazy old people, good lord!"

I am in Gettysburg now documenting the reenactment. There are showers here and it's not just the ladies who are using them. Only the "Hardcores" go without showers the entire time. But everyone, spectator and reenactor, is ripe and red today. 100 degrees and 100 percent humidity. When I got back to my hotel I…

Cargo pants. No one needs all those pockets. Not unless you're packing all your action figures. Seriously, grow up and get some big boy pants.

Eat it Ethan!