I don't think that betch is very fetch.

Maybe I'm just a dirty girl, but they are still penises to me. But I am getting ideas about dressing up Mr. Graham's penis for my pleasure.

I didn't say he wasn't cool. My point is that the fashion houses and modeling agencies have whittled the sample size down to a cut that only fits Andrej and young women who are thin enough to have that physique, which is very few, and very few of those have it naturally. So now we have the problem that so many people…

I guess Lena has never heard of period panties. Mine: the granny panties my granny gave me every Xmas (with socks of course).

It's time for the female ideal to change. It's time for the term "plus-size" to go away. It's time for the market to change the media. The fashion world has gotten to the point where it is now using men (Andrej Pejic) to model women's clothing. Millions of women relate to Joan Holloway and love her because they…

Beautiful Monica! She handled that debacle with more grace than I would have at her young age. The media ate her for lunch and everyone, fat and thin, weighed in on her weight. Shameful. I'm glad her time in that hateful limelight was relatively short-lived and I hope she is doing well.

Winner!

Well bless your heart.

Remember the Alamo

I stare at them, smiling, until it's creepy. Then I say "God, we will have the most beautiful babies!" and hug them. They run, fast.

You win!

So all they really have is upper body strength, which I'm beginning to think women created through evolution because we like to see young men carry stuff. See "Fireman Hypothosis"

Please ignore the "might" in that quote. I am old and have not mastered my phone, which is really more like a horseless carriage.

"So last night might I reread Ulysses..." says Jack Palance in Contempt. My absolute favorite!

Hahahahahahaha! snort Bahahaha! pfft hahahahaha! Bffhahahahahahahahaha! Oh, dear, that was funny! Ha! haha! Hmmphahaha!

Perhaps I was/am a dark child, but I LOVED the original and I will rant against the fucked-up Disney version until I am blue in the face. I will save you my standard rant but I see the Disney version as a pro-plastic surgery, man-pleasing, ED-inducing, neg-fest.

Why aren't the doctors going crazy over this shit? I don't believe that they are all as nuts as the politicians. They have to see how terrible this is going to get. We are already seeing women die and it's going to get so much worse! They had enough power and influence to help make abortion legal in 1973, where…

Yikes! Is this the beginning of the crazies chipping away at the separation of church and state like they have been chipping away at Roe v Wade?

Oh MoGlo, I'm so happy you're back! You make the tiny hearts dance!

Dear cranky old lawmakers,