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Uh oh! It sounds like the Yuks might get cunt-punted!

I know, me too. But I think I might run with it and watch Working Girl tonight with cocktails.

What happened to Coco? Is she not on the twitter anymore? I miss her :(

I will do, drink, eat, or shave anything Penelope tells me to.

You are brilliant and I promise to give you credit every time I use the term Dickinsian, unless it is someone I really feel the need to impress.

I wonder how long this Kinja business will last. I have been here since 2007 so I have seen a lot of systems come and go. This one by far has been the worst. It seems to encourage the trolls, the infighting, and those who comment the most (ye olde quantity v quality issue). The heyday of the Jezebel community…

I seriously hate the latest Jezebel commenting system. I have been a Jezzie for years, I used to be a starred commenter, and now I linger in the grey like a troll. Yesterday 7 people recommended my post and it is still in the grey! What the hell?

She never said anything but Ryan O'Neal said he "was responsible for her cancer" in an interview once. Poor Farrah, I know they enjoyed each others crazy, but I never thought Ryan was good enough for her.

He's a douche. Why make that comment? Is he trying to compliment her or excuse his bad behavior? I imagine him, right now, sneaking out of the bed of his latest conquest and sitting naked on her favorite chair to smoke cigarettes and write in his journal about his tragic entanglement with a siren. Blech. Douche. …

Apparently our panties are in a wad:

This is also a great thing for people with body dysmorphia. I made one years ago because I like to sew and also because of the clothes sizing issue discussed in the article. It really helped me see what my body truly looks like (totally smokin' btw). It was a major part of my recovery from a 15 year ED.

Don Draper is the pitiful hot guy I'm soooo glad I didn't fuck. My Don is called "Bad Scott" by my friends and was beat up by my best friend's husband on a drunken evening. It was awesome. I love Mad Men for so many reasons, waiting for Don to get beat up by an angry, disgusted husband is just a tiny part of it.

In California I see a lot of "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" signs. They are mostly in places like restaurants and I have always assumed it was an alcohol related issue. Now I'm wondering if those signs are meaningless in the eyes of the Civil Rights Act or if Cali has some sort of exception that…

Really? I think she looks fucking awesome. Add a cigarette and some foul language and she's everything I hope to be when I'm old

I heard a piece on NPR about Roe v Wade and the "movement" that helped it happen. Apparently it was the doctors who lobbied the hardest for legalizing abortion. They were tired of dealing with all the botched abortions and the many women who died on their tables. It brings up an interesting question that no one…

For those who keep saying Yeah, but she'll get some nice new boobs and Everyone in Hollywood has them anyway: Shame on you. Despite Cancer, age, or ego, there are still a lot of women who do not want a surgeon to EVER touch their breasts.

Most everyone seemed to embody the very thing punk rebelled against. I guess that it was inevitable for the biggest WTF mashup/fusion fail ever.

I'm 45 and there is nothing wrong with my face.

Allow me to translate: "I am so relieved and thankful (the court pays for this, right?) that Lindsay is getting the help (attention) she needs in a credible (famous) place," Dina says. "She actually wanted to go (get out of my house), whether the court (I) said to or not (whatever). She is happy there (away from…