The Trolls have made it to the top of the page! They are now writing FOR Jezebel! Abort! Abort!

I think Jezebel just jumped the shark.

Claire Underwood is my new spirit animal

Did I just accidentally read a Vogue piece by Plum Sykes? Ugh, I feel queasy.

I loved Betty's moment. Henry is moved by the event and wants to be a force for positive change in the world so he decides to run for the Senate. She's excited to become the next Jackie O (now the dye job makes more sense to me) and when he tells her how excited he is for people to really get to know her, how does…

I am 45 now and losing my hourglass so I have many questions! Who makes the one you wear? Is it Spanx? Is it an over the head thing (I hate those and loose water weight through tears when I have to get them on and off) or hooks? Can it be had in something sexy? Mr. Graham loves the lingerie.

Whenever I start to get upset by that tiny puckered anus I think about him trying to be our president, and I laugh. Then I think about his big "I'm going to show everyone Obama's REAL birth certificate, tune in tomorrow!" Then tomorrow came, and Obama said "Bin Ladin is dead", and I laugh and laugh and laugh and…

I honestly get excited when the hate trolls feel empowered enough to come out into daylight and spew. Reality always smacks them down into their ignorance caves, truth is illuminated and the world becomes a better place. See: Glenn Beck

Do you mean What are you drinking right now? I'm having a ChiChi, and it's working. I'm almost feeling festive.

I do not want to go to there.

Is Kate Upton also the young'un playing Mrs. Robinson in the Carl's Jr. add that makes me throw things? I know that I should know better because it's Carl's Jr. and I didn't even like The Graduate (too stalkerish) but I can't help it. I like to see sexy WOMEN from time to time and never get to. Sigh. More wine…

This is why I REALLY want Beiber to buy a home in Dubai. It will add some serious spice to the Dirt Bag.

Enjoy! These model dollies today have nothing on Lisa, except maybe Kate Moss. Lisa could never be mistaken for another model. She had a presence and an attitude that sold strength as well as beauty, and there is no age limit on that combination.

"Lisa Fonssagrives, one of the most elegant women ever to wear a dress. She was at the height of her career in 1949 (at age 38) when Time put her on its cover. Fonssagrives was by then known to women nationwide as the face that sold them everything from hair dye to haute couture. Commanding a rate of $40 an hour when…

They are fucked. Literally.

What are some good YA books for an 11 year old girl who loves Once Upon a Time? She's been reading Series of Unfortunate Events but she thinks they are too scary to read before bed. I think she's ready for some Judy Blume (period Q's are becoming more frequent and she is fascinated by the OUAT love stories). Thanks…

But boys please go right ahead, everyone wants to see your penis.

C'mon ladies! Enough of this "equality" nonsense! We play with dolls, for pete's sake. So lets get back to that kitchen and make our man some meatloaf and a martini. There are plenty of meds to keep us happy, unless you WANT to take Valium (grandma's heirloom!). Remember, you're a feminist and you have "choices". …

I had a friend who used to travel the world alone. She was in her mid thirties and was a very successful single lady with an adventurous spirit. She was beautiful, happy, and dressed in amazing clothes she picked up on her many adventures. Then she went to Turkey. She never spoke about what happened but I know it…

Seinfeld was criticized a lot and hated by many. Many people accused it of being East Coast, elitist, Jewish humor that didn't translate to "regular Americans" who got their laughs from Tim the Toolman Taylor. Also, the entire point of the show was that they were terrible people. They were the very definition of…