How do you know if a southerner likes you?

So I'm guessing Michael Douglas had some A+ dirt on more than one Academy member which forced them to come up with the "musical theater theme" so that his lady love could be the center of attention once more. That was fucking pathetic.

I'm going to guess that he also spent this week complaining about how Lena Dunham could never get a guy like Patrick Wilson. Is there a term for this particular type of delusion?

In the early 90s Ann Richards, as Governor of Texas, spoke to a large group of young women. She began with "Prince Charming is not going to ride in here on a white horse." The point of her speech was that we are responsible for our own happiness. Pearls were clutched, and Ann was blasted for that "Cinderella"…

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Hey Chris, what is that saying? I read it in another post today. Oh yeah, If you met 5 assholes today, you are the asshole.

Did anyone see the remade series from around 2002? It was much more action adventure and it was awesome! Unfortunately, I don't even think it made it an entire season.

Thank you, my Sunday brain was having trouble separating the facts from Doug's dramatics. He refers to her as his "estranged wife" in the first paragraph which makes it sound like they were separated before she filed for divorce. Yes, four years is a long time to wait to file so I assume he was being a cheating…

Sooo, did he make these calls while he was still married or after his separation? Come on Doug, don't be Fox News. Provide the facts before you ask us to hang him. If it was after his divorce I don't see the problem. And why do we care what he does with his rollover minutes? His "state-issued cell phone" could…

My grandmother had jet black hair until the day she died and my mother is a diehard dyer too. I thought/think they look ridiculous. I'm 44 and I love my greys. I am fascinated by the patterning that is developing and super psyched about my mini Sontag streak! It has never really bothered me but a lot of women my…

I love that story! Have you read Caitlin Moran's "How to Be a Woman"? In it she says that the best way to identify sexism is to ask "Are they doing/saying this to men too?" If the answer is no, well, voila! Sexism! Asking it out loud like you did, to the person who is being sexist is so important. Thank you…

On NPR yesterday a man told the host that women are not capable of honor. He said that for years, decades, millennia, a man's honor has been based on his accomplishments on the battlefield and a woman's on her chastity. I was screaming so loud at the radio I forgot his name and now I can't find it on the NPR…

NPR did an enlightening story on the history of the Abortion debate for the Roe anniversary. I did not know that the National Rights to Life organization was started by the Catholic church. It provided money until it could exist on its own as a "grassroots" org. On the other side, Doctors organized to make abortion…

Karl needs to just.stop.now

Chris Brown has no plans to procreate? Best news I've heard all day!

"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" -Dolly Parton. I guess Betsey idolizes Dolly too.

Try masturbating. I found that sometimes an orgasm (with or w/out a partner) cured my migraine. It wasn't every single time and I never figured out a pattern, but hey, it never hurts to try.

That boy Te'o got the crazy eyes bad.

I have an idea. Let's just stop participating in the body image bullshit. Let's stop giving assholes like Stern any attention. We spend $40 BILLION dollars a year trying to be/look 10 pounds lighter. I'm not even going to google how much we spend to look 10 years younger. The industry is making so much money off…

Niiiiice!