Nonsense. He just has a thing for teenagers. There’s a separate word for it. Ephebephilia. It’s spelled completely different from pedophilia.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

I’m one of the people who does like Betty, but I wasn’t surprised. She smokes all the time. Really, in many ways Betty reminds me of my grandmother (so many of her things were practically replicas of my grandmother’s), and one of those similarities is that she was never far from her cigarette case. My grandmother…

I wept like a goddamned baby when Sally read that note.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Hired a few people, never considered the font of a resume to be a factor. I will reject comic sans but I’ve never seen it on a resume. Also I rejected a resume once because the lady had pictures of her horses on it, and she was being hired to be a data/institutional researcher. Nope, too crazy

9. Small Cats.

Me too! I seriously wish I could shout “You done messed up, A-a-ron!” at people when they fuck up at work.

Considering there are exactly two things to check: (1) is this Maya Angelou’s face and (2) is this Maya Angelou’s quote, this doesn't seem like that tall of an order.

Devil’s Advocate: what if they stole a quote from Maya and attributed it to a white woman on a stamp?

Was this an act of malice?

Q: How do mathematicians count sheep?

q: what do constipated mathematicians do?

What's even sadder is that he'll earn more in a year or two of bashing his brains out than he will in a lifetime of teaching math to kids.

I wish I was good at sports or math.