Pretty much this.

in order to expand video production

I don’t think he threw the machete—the blade came off the handle when he swung it.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Look at how this question was setup:

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Actually, your abilities to talk about your pay to other workers has been federally protected for about 80 years:

The staff writer with 3 years experience makes more than the senior writer with 26 years experience?

Trump: [Fires FBI Director who is actively investigating him]

I watched some dumb show about reinventing the burger and I’ve never felt closer Ron Swanson in my life.

Let’s figure this out together.

I have no solutions. This post just reminded me of this picture. And I think it does a good job displaying the problem.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.