Never forget your stripper also. 

Need to negotiate unlimited laser printing with you employer... It’s the way to go & marks you as a very important employee.

Back in December this year, Waze sent me to another neighborhood that shared a lake with my destination’s neighborhood. The route wanted me to drive to the lake via an access road, turn on the amphibious settings on my car, and motor on over... Needless to say, I made a note to look for amphibious settings on my next…

Read the article rights after it came out, and it is absolutly wonderful.

Do you want lice? ‘Cause that’s how you get lice.

It seems like one should note that the Cosmos were as close as one could to dissolving for financial reasons after they won their division last year. That, in and of itself, is argument against Pro/Rel at this point. Lower divisions need to before dramatically more financially sound.

One really shouldn’t smack their gas station purchased machete against the asphalt before their Machete vs. Garbage Can fight.

Just so I’m clear... you’re referring to the guy holding the riffle by the barrel?

Shows all the skills to one day take over as a head coach or color commentary.

Waffle House... *mic drop*

No...no...no...no...