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They hate government but spend all their lives working in government. If the private sector is so great then go work there you dried up bag of smashed assholes!

I think it’s because this doesn’t come off as “love your body and represent all kinds” and more “I’m 19 and hot, so please give me lots of attention! And then, I’m going to complain about that attention for more attention!”.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

So a couple things. First, wow, the specificity here. Telling him to get down on all fours because he’s vermin?!?! This is not something that comes to you in the heat of the moment. This is shit you have to ruminate on.

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Did you see Samantha Bee and Al Franken mentioning each other’s descriptions of Trump yesterday? You’ll definitely enjoy it.

My son’s favorite TV show, right now, is Supergirl and he has a several Wonder Woman action figures.

Gonna see it this weekend #waitingforgadot

And I’m all like...

I feel like we should maybe check on this person?

She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

Garner is a pro, and she’ll always be a pro. Don’t come for Jen unless she sends for you, is what I’m saying. Seriously, that’s how you hit back at something without coming off as pissy and petty.

Have a beautiful day,

That dopey-eyed mugshot- let’s just go with “Florida face” and call it good.

Sure Tiger, I believe you. The same way my sister was totally not drunk when she fell down and rolled around in cat pee.

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He would kill you, eat you, and wear your skin as a raincoat within a day, the dude is treacherous. Never turn your back on those cold, dead eyes!

Fox has been doing a great job of avoiding actual news. Every time a new Trump story breaks, you can count on Tucker to spend his show talking about Hillary or burritos instead. And all the while he wears the expression of a man who’s just been smacked in the face with a fish.

It must be their time of the month. And by that I mean, the whole damn month.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.