I’ve devoured every Shade Court, I think this is my favourite.

I just wish someone had made the “jack-off” motion.

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.

I think you are giving Trump too much credit. He has no idea a country called Montenegro exists, much less who its Prime Minister is.

WHY IS HIS JACKET NEVER BUTTONED?!?!? The only time we are allowed to unbutton our uniform jackets is when we are sitting down (just the bottom button, to keep the jacket from riding up and wrinkling). He DOES IT ALL THE TIME to show off his badly-tied tie. *twitches*

Because Daddy’s little realdoll there is your fucking Princess and you will worship her, you fucking peasant.

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

I know the name is suppose to be fire, but I just see fry. And keep thinking, that yeah, Fry would put on a festival like this, but then Bender would take over and we all know that Bender can throw one hell of a party. So I would spend a boatload of money going to a Fry Festival, I mean there is always the off…

Unfortunately plenty of humans would do just that, or hand the sandwich off to their six year old while they filmed it (in portrait mode, because they are assholes.)

“Big”=people keep telling me this is important and I can’t fuck it up

Well, to be fair, it’s hard for Melania to grasp such a tiny hand.

Someone on the radio today was saying how Trump’s trip should distract from the problems at home, and there weren’t a lot of unscripted events so Trump should have an easy week and a half of seeming Presidential and getting good coverage, if he can just stick to his script. And I’m like, you remember he blew a spy…

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

A “loving husband” who had to resign amid allegations of sexually harassing practically every woman who ever worked at Fox News.

You’ll only get autopsied if you die mysteriously, ambiguously, unexpectedly, or in a couple of specific locations.

because fabricated conspiracies and hyperbolic claims of power grabs involving democrats is apparently more authentic than actual conspiracies and actual power grabs from the trump administration (and by proxy the GOP in congress)

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

The fake media is actually working for comp time since the Trump Administration removed the overtime protections.

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(b) Whoever knowingly uses intimidation, threatens, or corruptly persuades another person, or attempts to do so, or engages in misleading conduct toward another person, with intent to—
(1) influence, delay, or prevent the testimony of any person in an official proceeding;
(2) cause or induce any…