Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

It’s probably a little of column A and a little of column B.

Yes, but that second one is actually also Betsy DeVos.

I’d like to agree with you that she got what she deserves, but she appears to have made it out of the building as a billionaire with the power to ruin a generation of schoolchildren.

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

Here. Have a revenge fantasy:

agreed, tom recently lamented about how he doesn’t get to be hot very often.

“I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.”

Ugh, that’s what got me too. As if one can only be deserving of compassion if they died of an “acceptable” disease. Died of an addiction, depression, suicide? Oh well, they did it to themselves. Fuck ‘em.

Probably a hot take but: As much as Scott Baio is a piece of trash (and he is a piece of trash, to be sure) the other guy’s (highly believable) penile insults coupled with his emphasis on the fact Baio’s wife contacting him (instead of Baio, like a real man, fucking eye roll) makes him seem like one of those simple,…

Does anything men do ever turn out good for women?

Great. So men can get even more frustrated and potentially violent when real, human women don’t just do everything they want, whenever they want. Because their damn robot at home.

WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

I’m now hoping that Meghan becomes a princess. Samantha’s impotent rage-tears will add depth to my scented oils.

Makes me wonder who else is living in Trump Tower who we should know about.

Funny, I also know of a dog named Rex who would undoubtedly be a much better SoS than Tillerson (apologies if you’re not a Fallout fan):

An oil executive without energy?

At least two women!