If Trump appeared while I was doing a White House tour, I’d have to wave him away like a Best Buy salesman. “No, no, not today. I’m good - thank you.”

It’s the Welfare Queen thing all over again, really. If a system is not 100% perfect in using taxpayer money and there are non-virtuous individuals using government programs, the programs themselves are clearly not worth it and should be scrapped. I mean, who cares if a program is 99% successful; if that 1% is wasting …

Exactly. As if the cost of a phone plan would cover premiums—let alone prescriptions and co-pays.

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

“Someday they’re going to study this era of American history,” Perez said following his victory. “They’re going to ask the question of all of us: Where were you in 2017, when we had the worst president in the history of the United States?

It’s not stupidity, it’s selfishness. Letting these people claim stupidity is, in a way, letting them off the hook. She knew what Trump was, she just didn’t care when stacked against her rich person interests. Now a response is expected of her when he reveals just what a shit he is and she’s given the bare minimum to,…

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

I think they do not see themselves as Nazis, they only share their views, they are xenophobic, racist and think high of themselves because their skin colour is fair and because of their place of birth. But they are not Nazis because they have not gassed anyone in a torture room, they are just fine letting people die…

Constituents ran this yesterday in my hometown paper. And held a town hall without Rubio. He says he won’t participate because of the hostility. I am...flabbergasted. But so proud of my community.

Dave Brat moved his townhall to a small town 60 miles from where the majority of his constituents live and held it in a venue that barely holds 200. There was a crowd of hundreds more outside. He literally didn’t think there were people who cared enough to drive an hour.

Chicken shit.

The funket is the new slanket.

I don’t know about those stereotypes but I’m Puerto Rican so I carry a switchblade and jazz dance fight.

I believe the word you need here for your disgusting mating tarp is ‘funket.’

I would buy that eyeshadow palette.

This has Pence written all over it. He’s such an awful person, people in Indiana were going to vote his ass out and now here he is, doing his evil on a national stage.

Interestingly enough they were apparently super cool with all his racism, misogyny, and transphobia. They had no problem when he called a Black woman an ape, or when he doxxed and risked the lives of trans women. They had no problem when he went around making false claims that trans women are just predators in…