Weird that the NRA hasn’t come out and condemned this statement and situation. They are supposed to protect law abiding citizens rights to own a gun.

You know what was kind of powerful? Betty surrounded by all this adulation for Archie’s father and then taking a moment to look at and consider the spraypainted grave of hers. Kinda brutal.

I’m curious about the opening line: how does one “make it as a wise man”? Is there a professional association of wise men? Did he give it a year or two but not gain significant traction amongst people seeking the services of wise men? So many questions.

Today we are all Happy Hogan 

My wife and I say, “THEY WERE CONES!” nearly every day when one of us makes a stupid mistake.

She is amazing. Her songs really helped elevate Adventure Time to all-time great show status.

The slow-motion flashbacks to the bombing itself (we never learn anything about who planned the attack or why) are more quiet than extremely loud, but they come incredibly close to tastelessly evoking the ashen horror of 9/11.

From the people who brought you "Battleship," whether you wanted it brought to you or not.

FWIW, I was like fourteen in 1986, and I knew that a hoagie and a sub sandwich were the same thing. The Count of Monte Whatever hasn’t got an excuse, except stupidity. 

I defer to /u/JacquesPrairieda on reddit for this comment:

I will only see this if they recast Will Smith with Dan Castellaneta, as is customary on these sorts of things. 

Katy Perry!! I knew it was her. Even when it was Taylor Swift, I knew it was her.

I’m totally on board with the criticisms of American Beauty as a cliched, melodramatic, hokey piece of filmmaking. But there’s an undercurrent within a lot of criticisms of this film that I sort of have a problem with.

Well, yeah, that’s the point. You’re told your whole life that if you do THIS thing and get THAT thing, you’ve reached the goal and you’ll be happy and content. Well, in the 90s it happened (for the most part). People could do the thing, they could get the thing, they could actually cross the goal-line that had been…

it’ll apparently be an “entirely new level of experience that forever changes theme park entertainment”

Why?! Because I rap about the astral plane? Like me and my wife trying to keep girls sane?

I was never crazy about Top Gun as a teenager, but watching it now it’s really amazing that for most of its length the only thing at stake is a good performance evaluation at work.

I think it’s also pretty insulting to Robbie. It implies the only way you can “act” is if you have dialogue. I think it’s a testament to her talent that I thought she conveyed as much about her character and told her story as well as Pitt and DiCaprio with a fraction of the dialogue.

That seemed ad-libbed to me, it was pretty great.