I read a fan come up with a possible plot for the Black Widow movie that is basically her “ledger” being reviewed in the “soul stone dimension” or whatever cut with flashbacks of her origins, Budapest, etc. that would end with her getting to return and if that is what they have planned, then all will be forgiven.…

Yep. I basically was like, “Awwwww shit, OK ladies now let’s get in forma-wait that is actually really stupid and I’m still kinda pissed about Nat-FUCK YES, WHATEVER FINE, I LIKE IT.

I loved the movie (time travel shit never makes sense ever so I didn’t care about any of that, it’s Jeremy Berimy baby) but the Black Widow thing bothered me and I can’t tell how much of that is genuine or the internet just getting in my head. Like my initial reaction was, “Of course both times it’s a woman that goes…

I agree it seemed a little too easy somehow but then also if it weren’t for the human shields of the Dothraki and Unsullied, Mel, and the dragons, that shit would have been over in two seconds. So all of the “we must band together or die” rhetoric wasn’t inaccurate, even if the ultimate solution was to toss a teenage…

Dude for reals. I needed to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes last night and I don’t smoke.

The Netflix one, yes? I did not realize that. I’m glad other pairings are getting some play. Between this show, Princess Bubblegum and Marceline on Adventure Time, The Legend of Korra and Steven Universe, it’s been very one sided in my house. 

Is it weird that this surge of LGBTQ+ representation in cartoons has been almost exclusively female? I can’t think of any equivalent male relationships on any shows but I haven’t watched every cartoon show in existence so I can’t say for sure. I do love this show. It is just wonderfully pleasant, escapist in the best…

Better Call Penny?

Also, Hiram. Hiram was specifically evoked and/or summoned so there’s no way that’s the whole story.

I was making these exact same jokes in my living room. As long as she always purrs “Surprised to see me, Jones?” after every malady, I think it’s airtight writing.

The whole time I was watching it, I was like, “Who is that weird bloated guy?” Seriously took me two thirds of the clip for me to figure out that was Jimmy Fallon. At one point I was considering David Hasseloff because he played Nick Fury once...I was really reaching.

Hey guys, has Sansa ever had any consensual sexy times in her entire life? It occurred to me this morning that I don’t think that she has. That is like the saddest thing on this whole tragic punishing show. I can’t even think of who her options are...Podrick? Girl, go get some Podrick before you all die.

I’m feeling a bit panicky for Dany and I want her army of advisers to notice what is going on with her and pull an intervention. I think she is having to consider for really the first time that this might not happen for her, and she is freaking the fuck out. Someone needs to metaphorically slap her around a little.…

That was a really nice moment. It was kind of surprising at first (...him?) but then you remember, oh yeah. These two have been in the shit together in a way that few others would understand. It makes total sense that Theon would get Sansa’s best hug.

I couldn’t fully relax and enjoy because I was expecting an arrow to come flying in and kill someone any time they had a moment of happiness. And then I watched a recorded episode of Better Things and was STILL expecting every scene to end with a sudden murder.

Aw, I just got a little emotional reading about your kid’s reaction there.

Kids with non-gaming parents need to be considered. While kids might be able to figure out a lot on their own, many parents do not even want to think about Fortnite for even one second. Buy Playstation, plug in Playstation, don’t talk to me ever again about Playstation is way more appealing for someone who does not…

My aunt changed the voice on her GPS to a man because, and this is a direct quote, “I don’t want some bitch telling me what to do.”

“Never forget who you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor.”

THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING THEM.