“Never forget who you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor.”

THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING THEM.

Maybe Skywalker is the new Jedi, meaning a title bestowed upon someone who knows the Force. Because the old Gods are dead. Because The Last Jedi was metal as fuck. I mean, terrible. According to all of my peers.

When I was a middle schooler, I had this thought. Wouldn’t it be cool if Bruce Wayne had to save the day as Bruce Wayne? Like he got stuck in a Die Hard or Speed situation and couldn’t get to his suit for some reason and he has to reveal himself as the bad ass he is or people die?

I still think they should have figured out a way to stage the Broadway version. I have no idea how that doesn’t come off goofy but at least we would actually get to see Beyonce being, you know, Beyonce. In The Lion King. Which is admittedly cool but wasted here. Maybe there’s a version of this universe where it’s one…

I just quoted “his eyes look just like my eyes” in conversation this morning. I think it’s a keeper.

And the big robot fight in the garden is pretty damn cool. I had heard Gendy Tartakovsky storyboarded some scenes before I saw it the first time, and I thought his style was all over that scene in particular. Little details like the flower petals and the pause Tony takes after he dodges the missile...I also find that…

Gweneth Paltrow/Pepper screaming in the Iron Man movies is always a delight. See also the Monaco action sequence. It somehow never comes off as damsel in distressy but instead just how any reasonable person would react, and anytime you have someone acting reasonably in unreasonable situations it is comedic gold. And…

I have to take a moment to give it up to the ensemble. West Covina low key grew into a town to rival Springfield and they did it on a budget that was threatening to replace people with brooms at any moment. Everyone stuck around, everyone had their own story and inner life. It was the game night episode that really…

Perfect hair color in this movie too. 

I was also bummed by that but I felt better about it when it was undone by the end. I feel like that took the piss out of it a bit and I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that it was knowingly so.

It is the only reason I ever watched the show. I got up to get a drink after Space Ghost or whatever ended and as soon as I heard “3 2 1 let’s jam” I poked my head back in the living room to see what was up. Instantly into it.

It’s been a really long time since I read it, but doesn’t The Killing Joke kind of imply he made it all up anyway?

Greg is my distant third and I can’t help but be a tiny bit dismayed that it seems to be leaning that way. Honestly I think it’s because he reminds me a bit of my ex. There is great comfort in not having to try but that comfort can turn into quicksand very easily. It was a sweet scene, though.

I saw her by accident at a music festival three years ago, there were maybe three dozen people at her set at 9AM, and when it was over we were all like “How is she not the biggest star on the planet?” About 20 undeniably catchy singles later, I am still scratching my head. At least people who select songs for…

Everyone I know who has read the books said that they really disliked Cat as a character, and really, there’s not a whole lot to like about her in the show. But we do like her, and that is entirely because of Michelle Fairley.

Reading these comments I have to say...”Well actually, the Germans weren’t the villains of WWI” in response to the No Man’s Land scene is one of the most epic “well actually”s I have ever seen. Well done!

I totally understand why ratings don’t matter anymore but what I don’t understand not even a little is what does? What is this business model, exactly? How can they possibly determine if an individual show is “profitable”? It’s not that I demand to know as a consumer but I am curious to know as part of the overall…

I saw this musical a couple years ago and I think only two of the songs stirred even the tiniest bit of recognition in my brain, to the point where I was like, “Wait, was it Heathers I saw? Maybe it was like Pretty in Pink the musical or something.” And if you are familiar with the movie but have never seen the…

Veronica continues to be the most mystifying character in a show where every character choice is at least a little mystifying. I genuinely could not tell if her emotional reaction was more, “Oh shit, Daddy is going to straight murder us now!” or “I am sad for the dissolution of my nuclear family!” Because the former…