This. My parents ran their own business. Having been on the inside of that, I will happily work for other people for the rest of my life. I’m done living and breathing a job and crossing my fingers that Joe blow pays his bill so I can eat.

I’m struggling with this. Everyone talks talks a big game, but in the end they’re defining themselves by the men in their lives. It’s disheartening.

It won’t let me edit, but I want to give honorable mention to my grandpa: I am a large lady. My grandma commented one day that I had “Boobs like a Holstein cow”. Gramps, usually a very kind man, was in the early stages of alzheimers. He corrected her: “that’s not right. Holsteins are thin”. I was mortified.

All the good thoughts in the the world for you. It’s a tough journey.

Sounds like my mother in law. She loves that type of joke. (She also introduced me as “the biggest rack my son has brought home yet”.)

Yeap. Been there.

I remember being 10 and super pissed that my mom told my dad and my grandparents that I had started my period. That I consider legit embarrassment, but my dad was morbidly obese (I’m talking TLC special obese, he died from complications of a gastric bypass) and because kids were kids, I was brutally teased about him.…

Oh Yay, a whale joke. It’s like high school all over again.

As a Canadian from an area with probably 50 families that winter in AZ and pour money into the economy, I want to reprogram a lot of RV navigation systems and send them all to California to dodge unvaccinated children instead. Every time I point out what a shit show Arizona is, their social conscience runs and hides…

10/10 would absolutely have this procedure if warranted and good for you for sharing. However, the tone of this piece is off putting. At 37 do we really need to be striving to sound like a sarcastic teen? You’re trying too hard for cool. You sound like a 15 year old bragging about raiding the liquor cabinet .

I have a high achool classmate who took his wife’s name. Huge scandal here in backwardvila. especially since no one knew until they announced their entrance at the reception.

My father in law just got an account. We both refuse to add each other. I’m very okay with that.

Sounds like my in laws. My FIL hates me because I’m not always three steps behind hubby and silent. Sorry, I’m a GROWNUP. If there’s an issue, we will be discussing it.

This is straight up trolling. Right? I mean, there cannot actually be people with heads so far up their own ass.

I love this movie! (Even if it’s a bastardization of TPS, my all time fave).

Every woman in town gave birth this past March. (Except me, clearly I missed the community orgy invite). One of these moms, a lovely lady who seems to consistently channel June Cleaver, managed to have her pearls on for the event. She looks a little tousled, but damned if those pearls don’t kick her up into Middleton…

I knew she looked less 80’s gunfire barbie than the rest so it had to be the cousin.

I’d really like to verify my boyfriend’s cousin’s whereabouts when this went down. Looks like a douchy doppelganger.

No one gets that. It’s just another evil Canadian Socialist thing.

Melting pig carcass? Really? All the legitimate idiocy he gives you to work with, and you’re calling names like it’s 3rd grade recess? Shame you can’t rise above The Donald’s level.