I want him more now than I did at 13. Now to Google Devon Sawa.

I upgraded to trap a crap. The men folk in the house are far too smelly for anything less than blood orange oil.

In Saskatchewan we just by massive 5th wheel campers and book seasonal sites at the lousy regional campground 5 minutes out of town. God forbid we GO anywhere!

I’m the proud owner of a Steel Magnolias quote throw pillow courtesy of Etsy. I also bought my brother Gomez and morticia pillow cases. My significant other won’t let me buy the giant Beetlejuice quote wall decal.

Your aunt sounds wonderful. I get that I’m not the ideal seat mate, but I didn’t purposely ruin your day. I always take the window seat and I virtually curl up into a ball to avoid taking space that isn’t mine. If I could afford it, I’d buy the whole damned row!

I’m the 300+ “massive” or “huge” person no one wants to sit near. I’ve seen some dirty looks that would make marines cry. I was lucky. I had to talk down an 18 year old on her first flight after someone felt the need to call her a whale.

Yeap he’s one of ours. He’s been in the states a long time. I’m surprised he never sought duel citizenship

The last interaction between myself and a PETA member ended with the latter threatening to cut me up and store me in a freezer. Troll away Hannibal.

We visited Yellowstone in 2013 and I’m still dumbfounded by how unaware people are of safety around animals. Granted, I grew up in a veterinary practice (and incidentally, had a pet buffalo), but my god, they aren’t house pets!

It’s very good. Heart wrenching and funny all at once.

Didn’t Reagan and Nancy Marry at Forrest Lawn in the little church of the flowers?

And a Rita McNeil hologram thrown in for good measure?

It won’t wreck me anymore than Steel Magnolias did. Still crying over that one.

I take a great amount of comfort in then knowledge that my mom couldn’t give a flying fuck about the details of my wedding and would probably find an excuse to be MIA from dress shopping etc. Not her bag at all.

Figures. My Lululemon loving marketing major sister in law was the Disney inspired bride from hell.

Unpopular opinion: It’s possible that in trying to cope with the fact that someone she shared DNA with murdered 9 people in a church out of sheet racism, she’s focusing on the wedding and nothing but. Is this still tacky? Hell yes. Disrespectful to the victims? Absolutely. But it may not be that she’s just generally…

He’s way to into Sharon Stone for my liking. Even if I did have a pens.

I think that’s actually the first place we saw them. We shamed my BIL something fierce for eating one when there were so many REAL lobster rolls out there.

They were here in SK last week. It’s literally canned lobster on a hot dog bun. Even us land locked prairie folk know that shit isn’t food .

You’re new new and you’re snuggly! Polydactyl kitties bring good luck- meaning you might not poke yourself with the insulin syringe.