You think it’ll make a difference amongst all the other bullshit pretendy-science they’ve published regarding chocolate in the last few years?

I almost feel like it’s more than “a little” reckless.

I want to see the value here in bringing the shady workings of the industry to light, but I’m afraid you’ve almost done too good a job. The research and subsequent articles that were spawned from it likely had the same effect on those people who are desperate enough to try anything as the same bunk studies you set out…

I just donated simply because fuck people for trolling a goddamned gofundme that features a newborn baby.

These people don’t deserve the public’s self-righteous outrage but I’m also super tired of everyone crowdfunding their lives. I’m ok with people not donating but, also, fuck off, Internet finger waggers.

And yet, Zach Braff still walks the streets. . .

Wait, so you think water isn’t a basic human right?

I understand why these posts bugged a lot of commenters, but I found them legitimately funny. This one in particular:

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I didn't see her being crowned out of pity. I saw it as friends supporting another friend and not allowing the bitches to get away with their nasty trick. Like, "Ha ha, bitches! My friends are awesome and they love me so big fat fuck you to you and your obnoxious troll friends!"

No amount of ice buckets can restore the faith in humanity I've lost over the fact that opening an iPhone box is worthy of a live cable broadcast.

Reports failed to mention that, after leaving the birth canal, Ms. Thompson's third child proceeded to stand up and repeatedly punch Newton in the balls for being dumb enough to rob a woman that badass.

THANK YOU also JEZ STAFF pls consider that comment my resume to write for jez

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can…

If I had never seen Kim Kardashian before or had never heard of her…and if I never see or ever hear of her again….this picture would be more than enough.

Any time whisper and Beyonce are mentioned together:

a) good girl mara