MARK NOOOOO I THOUGHT WE HAD MOVED PAST YOU POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS. NO MARK NOOOOOO. MICHAEL JACKSON AND LUTHER VANDROSS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS! #FIXITMICHAEL #FIXITLUTHER

I'll help Lenny Kravitz swim in his pool.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

I am very pro-this! If you spend a few years making sure to watch every episode of Fashion Police that airs the day after an awards show (Me. Hi.), you will realize that Kelly Osborne knows fashion. Like, for real. I hope her clothing line does very well.

What in seven fucks did I just watch?

To others: "Oh, I'll just have a little tipple!"

"DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUDE. I MARRIED A PRINCE. FREAKING. PRINCE. I'M BASICALLY JULIA STILES, BITCHEZ. OMG who wants to go get tacos? I totally feel like tacos."

How children lost the right to roam in four generations has a pretty crazy graph of how far children were allowed to roam on their own (6 miles to 300 yards), granted that graph only shows one family... but I feel like it is representative of the attitudes of each generation.

It was a joke! I don't even talk to my mom anymore!

for your consideration: my baby shower invitation

It's spelled "twerking," gramps.

Dear Justin Bieber's PR team: Go home, you're drunk.

Also: rehab his reputation slowly. This is way too obvious a stunt. Waaay too obvious.

I'm white and even I can't take it.

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.

She's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING!

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.