As someone of German decent, I have to admit the language is quite crafty. Although, I always forget the existence of this word because very rarely do I feel the urge to cause someone pain. But when I do, I wish I was black widow.

“Hey you just raped some druggy bitches! No big deal! They were probably asking for it, right buddy? *elbow nudging* Too bad about getting caught tho bro. It’s a lot easier when they’re unconscious.”

I’m not sure but man his face reallyyyyyyy says “PUNCH ME”.

Hell yeah. And for one of those forever lasting companies.

Haha thanks it was definitely an awful experience. All the nurses kept asking if I had family coming after all of them finally heard that my husband was at work and leaving is not a thing they let people do (even though they were OK with other drivers showing up drunk), but my parents are dead and I’m just like uh no…

I took one for the team, or so I thought. It was an awful, awful day and also landed on Sept 11 which is awkward.

You’d think it was something imperative and important, but all he did was drive to Tuscon from Phoenix 5 to 7 days a week and deliver/install furniture and appliances.

Bahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa gonna use this line on my husband. He’s glued to the couch many many evenings till morning light, snoring.

They just wanna take a peek at what’s going on out there in the world.

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What the bloody fuck

My husband had a job that fired him for taking two sick days back to back, his first two ever in 4 years. He even missed the birth of his son as he had work so I just drove to the hospital, had a baby and went home in the mornng. It was awesome. /s Gotta love the American Dream.

As a stay at home mom who was up all night caring for sick people and will probably do the same tonight and by the looks of the progression another after that for ...my guess is a week... Will continue roboting through the days on autopilot while thinking homicidal thoughts about my husband and children as they…

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In my 15 minute commute to take my kid to school and get back home I heard Justin beiber 4 times on 4 different stations.

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What the actual fuck?

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I always have the strong urge to ask him to wash and brush his hair.

It’s like stupid and obvious instead of it coming off like a bit inside jokey which I thought was what they were going for