Dude are you me? Because... I’m like... Agh it just doesn’t get my blood pumping when I see bvs trailers. I could watch the trailer for civil war a zillion times and I basically already have. Black Panther looks so bad ass. Don’t even get me started on Doctor Strange. Wtf is DC doing? I do like Henry Cavill tho...

This was the detail that just.... I cnt wrap my head around it. How hard do you push to rip through clothing like wut. This poor kid, I hope there’s a gofundme or something.

Happy birthday. Here’s to hoping you don’t get sodomized with a pool cue and have to uncontrollably shit in a bag.

Yeah... I’m like.... 3 adults were aware and none could call the cops? They ALL had to be totally involved with the drive to the hospital? They wouldn’t be charged if cops had good reason to suspect. Tbh the coaches probably tried to avoid the very shitstorm that is going on.

Hey lookie there you provoked one of em with your comment.

Last paragraph - The high school’s athletic director, Allard J. Nayadley, Montgomery, and Williams are all charged with failure to report child sexual abuse.

Back in my day I was “kidnapped” and taken to village inn early af. What happened to this silly shit??

Yuuuuuppppppppp

There’s pictures of jesus/TVs of jesus related cartoons ALL OVER THAT OFFICE. It always made me uncomfortable, but they were close to home and all we ever did there were check ups and vaccinations up until now. My daughter would be like “why is that guy in all the pictures, and why is he touching everyone?” Man I…

Yeah.... I feel you there. I am like queen of the hangnails, so it was nice for someone to take care of that for me once in awhile when I was 18 and bingewatching was not easy as it is now (that’s not to say my Buffy DVDs aren’t practically worn out...). Never really did it on the reg.

This. I hate this weird power doctors hold over so many of us. Recently I took my daughter to get allergy testing done, because since she started school in August she’s had a persistent cough and excessive mucous. I had to go through five allergy medicines before they would do this. The whole time (probably 8 appts)…

Ahhhhhhhhhh *cringe* at the thought of claws reaching up there to check my cervix. I haven’t gotten a real manicure or have had anything but hastily chewed off fingernails since I became a mom lol

It was just the toes for some reason?

She was a fucking raging asshole, but damn if she didn’t have a perfect french manicure on her toes every time I saw her. Gotta lot the classic french mani/pedi.

Hahaha I was definitely hyperbolic in using utopia, however, compared to come places it is for sure.

Every time I play the lottery I hope for the ticket that will afford to relocate me to a godless utopia haha. I haven’t visited my hometown except to say goodbye to my childhood home when my parent died, since my family didn’t bother calling me to tell me she was dying so I could see her. So zero reason to go back.…

Arizona is a special brand of aggressive hatred + guns, which is much scarier for me - knowing there’s angry white dudes everywhere from grocery stores to the peacock sanctuary, with their guns at the ready and a bad temper to match - than if I had to walk alone at night in the worst gang riddled neighborhood in the…

When I was pregnant with my first child, I was unwed (I dont believe in needing the official license of marriage to deem a monogamous relationship legitimate, but eventually did so, so that my last name matched my child who didnt look like she belonged to me) but my now husband and I had been together for years. I was…

What the actual fuck

Sounds legit