I actually read that site with the 50 Shades of Grey summaries and they are fucking hilarious. They actually helped me through a very shitty time I was having. It was awesome.

Hahaha first of all, the scythe is the badassiest weapon ever.

I like Norton as an actor but he didnt feel right as super genius Bruce Banner. It felt forced. And the story was all over the place. Staring at Liv Tyler was the best part, she’s so pretty. There is a scene where hulk is protecting Betty and its really sweet and its like fuck why couldn’t the whole movie be this…

Ha! Well I think I may be a pathetic loser because I’m up on all the Marvel deets and own every single MCU movie (except incredible hulk bc it sucks and basically doesn’t even count anyway, and Ruffalo ftw). I’m a stay at home mom of two and I had to find a relatively inexpensive and easy hobby to stay sane, and…

Some of my family would try to claim my Granny brainwashed me against Gramps, but Gramp’s was a piece of shit. I knew this at ten and I know it at 30. Kids fucking know. I literally caught him fucking our live-in housekeeper. It’s whether or not the adults in charge are truly listening. Thank god no one forced me to…

My husband has a shitload of self-esteem and had some health problems that stemmed from the way she cared (or didn’t) for him. She’d constantly tell him and his brother they were retarded and should just be with her and collect SSI. But they’re both two realitively successful men considering what they came from. The…

Bugger this! *makeout with buffy with perfect symphonic music*

NIGHTY NIGHT YOU REST NOW SHHHHHHHH *gently pets your head*

Ew yes !! Like the stupid idiots that take pornographic pics and stuff for their pedos SO’s that they meet on Craigslist or something equally as shady. Yuck. Sometimes I hate humanity.

I’m reading it at 2 hours before midnight and this is also not a great idea

+1 for Hellmouth reference.

NOW THAT I READ THAT I HAD THE URGE TO REPLY IN CAPS AS THOUGH I’M YELLING WHEN IN FACT I ENJOYED THE DISCUSSION OF THIS THREAD, BECAUSE I HAVE ISSUES

My mother-in-law has NPD. It’s awesome. /s

I can’t believe players aren’t assigned therapists as soon as they sign. So many problems that should be addressed immediately but always manage to get swept under the table... And I’m not even sure why. I think most people these days rather see these dudes get help even if there is a stigma to admitting what some…

+1

Uhhhhhhh ketchup and fish together are awesome. Specifically fish sticks or fried batter fish. Is my family really the only ones to enjoy this delicious combination with some ice cold beer???!!

Oh mah goddddddddd yessssssss so much is right about this!!!!!!

Oh maaaaa godddddd *busts old guitar out of storage* I’M FUCKING ON IT MATE

No one told her reading would be a required skill for the job.

Hahahaha my husband still uses that bleeding line on me.