I’m sure god is just pissed gays are slowly getting rights via the feds. So Oklahoma’s ground must shake!!! DO NOT LOOK AT THE LARGE MACHINES PUMPING CHEMICALS IN THE GROUND NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG.

Nothing a little gerrymandering can’t keep quiet!

Ew what the bloody fuck

When I first moved to Arizona, I had an Obama sticker on my vehicle, and my husband scraped it off after we were followed and harassed on the road by a guy with a bunch of 2nd amendment stickers giving us the finger and driving erratically behind/next to us tauntingly. It was fucking scary. I’m not the type to call…

Agreed.

But but but they’re the silent minority!!

See the only thing that makes me think that really is Sarah’s baby is that it was born with down syndrome and that is something that increases in chance as a woman ages. By age 40, the risk is about 1 in 100, and by age 45, the risk is about 1 in 30. Which is why having a baby in your 40s is either risky, maybe out of…

The slow but steady defunding and deregulating (or sometimes over-regulating) of schools, demonization of teachers etc etc etc. In other words, if people believe in jesus, and a lawmaker says jesus enough, they’ll keep dickwads in office that help keep all the kids nice and dumb so they’ll vote for them when they’re…

These people seemingly not only dgaf about the future, but they can’t even be bothered to look into actual immediate consequences of their actions. They just want to be able to say they’re so conservative look how much money they saved (that they tend to turn around and plug into something awful), and never address…

This needs wayyyyyy more stars.

I’m talkin bout balls deep.

Sam Winchester???

Unrelated other than the I can’t believe this us real live - I had a friend in high school who started dating this older guy and my gut said nerppppp and sure enough there he was on the sex offender registry for sex with a 13 year old. Took two years after that for him to finally dump that fucking garbage and it…

I am currently in posession of a hemorrhoid is 1 ½ times better than Leno.

My husband will look at me horrified like OH MY GAD WHAT HAPPENED!!!! And it’ll be some huge horrible bruise that looks like I’ve been wounded in a car accident. Even ones I can clearly see/notice I’m like ? Where’d you come from guy?

+1

Ooooohhhhhhhh noooooooooooo allergic to champagne damn that is just too bad. : (

I remember this. His “oh shit” face really resonated with me.

*covering head with blanket* I’m just gonna go back to binge watching The X-Files now.

Vince McMahon is his secret advisor?