What the bloody fuck

My husband had a job that fired him for taking two sick days back to back, his first two ever in 4 years. He even missed the birth of his son as he had work so I just drove to the hospital, had a baby and went home in the mornng. It was awesome. /s Gotta love the American Dream.

As a stay at home mom who was up all night caring for sick people and will probably do the same tonight and by the looks of the progression another after that for ...my guess is a week... Will continue roboting through the days on autopilot while thinking homicidal thoughts about my husband and children as they…

You got something against Jules Verne bro?

+1 this all of this - favorite part ROFLCOPTER WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

Lazy shit for the too many lazy assholes that overpopulate this earth.

+1 for thanks snobama

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In my 15 minute commute to take my kid to school and get back home I heard Justin beiber 4 times on 4 different stations.

Cate Blanchette is Benjamin Buttoning too!!?? Where can I get a quick DNA alteration and join these lovely women in eternal beauty??

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What the actual fuck?

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I always have the strong urge to ask him to wash and brush his hair.

It’s like stupid and obvious instead of it coming off like a bit inside jokey which I thought was what they were going for

Dude are you me? Because... I’m like... Agh it just doesn’t get my blood pumping when I see bvs trailers. I could watch the trailer for civil war a zillion times and I basically already have. Black Panther looks so bad ass. Don’t even get me started on Doctor Strange. Wtf is DC doing? I do like Henry Cavill tho...

This was the detail that just.... I cnt wrap my head around it. How hard do you push to rip through clothing like wut. This poor kid, I hope there’s a gofundme or something.

Happy birthday. Here’s to hoping you don’t get sodomized with a pool cue and have to uncontrollably shit in a bag.

Yeah... I’m like.... 3 adults were aware and none could call the cops? They ALL had to be totally involved with the drive to the hospital? They wouldn’t be charged if cops had good reason to suspect. Tbh the coaches probably tried to avoid the very shitstorm that is going on.

Hey lookie there you provoked one of em with your comment.