Last paragraph - The high school’s athletic director, Allard J. Nayadley, Montgomery, and Williams are all charged with failure to report child sexual abuse.

Back in my day I was “kidnapped” and taken to village inn early af. What happened to this silly shit??

Yuuuuuppppppppp

There’s pictures of jesus/TVs of jesus related cartoons ALL OVER THAT OFFICE. It always made me uncomfortable, but they were close to home and all we ever did there were check ups and vaccinations up until now. My daughter would be like “why is that guy in all the pictures, and why is he touching everyone?” Man I…

Yeah.... I feel you there. I am like queen of the hangnails, so it was nice for someone to take care of that for me once in awhile when I was 18 and bingewatching was not easy as it is now (that’s not to say my Buffy DVDs aren’t practically worn out...). Never really did it on the reg.

This. I hate this weird power doctors hold over so many of us. Recently I took my daughter to get allergy testing done, because since she started school in August she’s had a persistent cough and excessive mucous. I had to go through five allergy medicines before they would do this. The whole time (probably 8 appts)…

Ahhhhhhhhhh *cringe* at the thought of claws reaching up there to check my cervix. I haven’t gotten a real manicure or have had anything but hastily chewed off fingernails since I became a mom lol

It was just the toes for some reason?

She was a fucking raging asshole, but damn if she didn’t have a perfect french manicure on her toes every time I saw her. Gotta lot the classic french mani/pedi.

Hahaha I was definitely hyperbolic in using utopia, however, compared to come places it is for sure.

Every time I play the lottery I hope for the ticket that will afford to relocate me to a godless utopia haha. I haven’t visited my hometown except to say goodbye to my childhood home when my parent died, since my family didn’t bother calling me to tell me she was dying so I could see her. So zero reason to go back.…

Arizona is a special brand of aggressive hatred + guns, which is much scarier for me - knowing there’s angry white dudes everywhere from grocery stores to the peacock sanctuary, with their guns at the ready and a bad temper to match - than if I had to walk alone at night in the worst gang riddled neighborhood in the…

When I was pregnant with my first child, I was unwed (I dont believe in needing the official license of marriage to deem a monogamous relationship legitimate, but eventually did so, so that my last name matched my child who didnt look like she belonged to me) but my now husband and I had been together for years. I was…

What the actual fuck

Sounds legit

I’m sure god is just pissed gays are slowly getting rights via the feds. So Oklahoma’s ground must shake!!! DO NOT LOOK AT THE LARGE MACHINES PUMPING CHEMICALS IN THE GROUND NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG.

Nothing a little gerrymandering can’t keep quiet!

Ew what the bloody fuck

When I first moved to Arizona, I had an Obama sticker on my vehicle, and my husband scraped it off after we were followed and harassed on the road by a guy with a bunch of 2nd amendment stickers giving us the finger and driving erratically behind/next to us tauntingly. It was fucking scary. I’m not the type to call…

Agreed.