Perhaps not the first word that came to my mind, but now that you mention it...

I was about to, but then I remembered that awful puke/un-puke gif I had.

The Allante cackles maniacally at your aversion to buttons:

Wow, somehow I'd never heard of this one!

Reading all of this made me really miss my '94 Subaru SVX LSi AWD.

Hey, they looked nice, and that counts for something. (But not much)

...somethingsomethingRightUpTheAstro'sBarnDoors.

...somethingsomething Russian DashCam meatier show-her.

Ah, perhaps it isn't elbow-grease that gives a finely detailed ride its shine...

Nah, that's just how Canadians say it.

I nearly cried this morning when I was handling my business' facebook feed and one of our supporters had THIS abomination as their latest post:

I'm pretty sure that was at least one of the many catalysts for those US-bound R34's that were hunted down like serial killers back in the day.

I would hoon the shit out of that!

A quirky, curvy desert-racer hatch/liftback with a fast-revving, lion-roaring turbocharged Inline-6, (My imagination added two cylinders, because racecar) throwing spunky power to a rear-biased AWD system through a *snick*snick*slick* six-speed manual with comfortable seating for 5 and…

You get a cookie because I found that to be enlightening and pun-derful.

YOU'RE HIRED!
Come work with me!
You like towels, right?

This little blip of a story just made my day.

Goddamnit, why did I read any of the comments?? I'm 3 seconds away from going full-on Scanners...

Sorry, unless I'm 100% sure it's a cop, I'm going to find a very public, very visible spot to pull-over.