This looks so much better than a 500L it's not even funny, granted, that's not saying much, but it's at least close to par with the Mini Countryman.

Normally I'd be all:

HOLY FUCK WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?!

The real question is how $kay's loins react in its presence.

Plow?

That......is actually really quite cool.

That thing is BADASS embodied.

lolwut?

GAH! That SICK FUCK!

Not trying to be rude, but....you couldn't tell?

That picture is what it looks like when your insides become your outsides.

Ooooh, yeah gotcha. Yeah the bed-canopy/camper-shell for the Ridgeline was....well, it was ugly.

You're fun.

Understandable.

Hooray for condescension!

I'm pretty sure that viewing this article for any length of time will put you on some FBI watch lists.

WTF Kinja, I clicked the shirtless man in the background.