The Great & Powerful Turtle
gr8andpowerfulturtle
3/25/20
8:42 PM
10

Okay, I just ask you to perhaps refrain from typing false information about this virus, or put some indicator at the end that you mean it as a joke. People are confused and doing really stupid things right now - including having Coronavirus parties where they end up getting the virus. The difference between a 70% to Read more

3/25/20
8:27 PM
36

Again ... Please point us to said article by an expert that says 100% of the population is going to get this. We cannot wait to read it because it is certain to have a lot of other hilarious information in it about 9-11 being an inside job and the world being flat, too.

3/25/20
8:24 PM
10

Please point us to an article with an expert saying 100% of the population is going to get this. 100% of the population has not even had the flu at any point in their entire lifetime. 70% infection rate - sure, that will happen, and we want to try to get as many to not get it before a vaccine comes out. But there is a Read more

3/25/20
8:11 PM
17

The projection is that the majority will get it, but a good third of the population has a fighting chance of never getting it at all.

3/25/20
7:48 PM
24

I’ll give you the benefit and assume you aren’t referring to DJT and the “experts” telling him we are better off without social distancing. Read more

3/25/20
7:30 PM
84

Perednia insisted that people who recover could receive a “certified clean bill of immunity” and “move freely, work anywhere, and be freed from social distancing.” Read more

3/24/20
2:47 PM
10

People were in a negative space after the fall of the Roman Empire and hadnt done the shadow work yet to overcome it. 

3/24/20
11:53 AM
19

actually age is the great equalizer, but that truth is too harsh for madonna to admit to herself in a bathtub

3/24/20
11:35 AM
18

I’m not one of those people who calls for guillotines every time some celebrity does something stupid and out of touch, but Jesus fucking Christ

3/24/20
10:57 AM
635

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same. Read more

3/24/20
9:22 AM
6

I don’t think Jimmy is doing it directly because of Chuck, Jimmy is doing it because Howard’s genuine effort to be kind to Jimmy does not compute with his current worldview.

3/24/20
5:47 AM
9

I seldom, if ever, talk back to the TV screen but when Kim brought up marriage, I shouted “JESUS, KIM!!! WHAT THE FUCK??”

3/24/20
1:40 AM
8

It’s such a curious decision. Circling back to the review’s comments about how Kim sacrifices rather than indulges, which would this be? Her tendency to carry through (when she probably shouldn’t) can be just as much prideful as it is admirable, and I’m starting to question if she’s got self-destructive tendencies.

3/23/20
11:20 PM
11

After the “I didn’t tell you to protect you” worse thing that a person can say to their partner to destroy trust, by Jimmy, I was floored when Kim dramatically pauses and I said aloud “Get married?” and then she said it.
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3/23/20
10:48 PM
26

Did not see that coming until about 2 seconds before it landed. I thought she was out.

3/23/20
10:31 PM
26

But then, Jimmy was always going to end up dead to us in any sense that mattered. Don’t want to oversell the show, but I halfway understand how it must’ve been to be an attendee at the Theatre of Dionysus ... where everyone knew how things must turn out, but attendance was all about watching what had to be unwinding Read more

3/23/20
10:17 PM
65

Legally, a person cannot be compelled to testify against his or her spouse. Therefore Kim is proposing marriage because she is all in, in spite of everything.

I am floored.

3/23/20
2:40 PM
26

Or you know, have an exchange program, get the immigrants out of the camps and fire these asshats in.