That video cracks me up every. single. time.

Jek Tono Porkins. A Rebel pilot so good he didn’t need to pass ANY stupid physicalsareyougoingtoeatthatthanks.

Sounds like a very healthy start to a damned funny troupe.

“So same time next week then?”

Depending on the ages of your kids, you might look into Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple.

“So come, my friends, be not afraid. We are so lightly here. It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear.”

Besides the fact it’s a horrendous battery drain?

It’s Tulsa, Oklahoma so you know this cop will get off scot-free. Most of them are already saying it was a public service.

At the 5 minute mark of the full video, I began to question how little use of his legs he actually has.

Wouldn’t be the first person to falsely exploit row 6 availability.

Try collecting a Bloatatar. Not easy.

Video musically scored by Two Steps From Hell.

The jokes just write themselves, folks.

Right? Mah bullet may not be as fast as yours, Rambo. But it’s definitely bigger.

And yet—-strangely—-no where in there is an argument considered lost because of the comparison. Do you invoke Godwin when you watch the History Channel? How exhausting does that get?

And you're misinterpreting Godwin's Law. Re-read it and try again.

So true! Especially that episode where Joan was forced to sleep with a client just so the firm could keep his business.

You will learn to love the TIE Defender. :D