Video musically scored by Two Steps From Hell.

The jokes just write themselves, folks.

Right? Mah bullet may not be as fast as yours, Rambo. But it’s definitely bigger.

And yet—-strangely—-no where in there is an argument considered lost because of the comparison. Do you invoke Godwin when you watch the History Channel? How exhausting does that get?

And you're misinterpreting Godwin's Law. Re-read it and try again.

So true! Especially that episode where Joan was forced to sleep with a client just so the firm could keep his business.

You will learn to love the TIE Defender. :D

The anti-DC Marvel fanboyism is at a fever pitch. I remember this same speculative ire based on the early descriptions of the Captain America movie.

It's true. It works.

Obligatory Touch of Cloth gif.

Only to those who know anything about his history. Stan Lee has never genuinely cared about comics. Stan Lee cares only about Stan Lee™.

This couldn't be linked somewhere?

In case anyone is looking for it... Top Gear's 50 Years of Bond Cars Special.

"Are you a pyramid or a goddamn less-than sign, son? SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT THREE VERTICES, YOU LAZY BASTARD!"

50 points from Gryffindor for that headline.

According to who?

I'm a big Wonder Woman fan. And I absolutely agree. She is, as a character, continually plagued by the misguided trappings she was born with. Namely a clunky first and second wave feminism that is completely unrelatable and flat-out confused in its approach. I find myself in constant argument with so-called Wonder…

Might I then recommend:

http://youtu.be/ Insert Geoffery Holder laugh here.

It's the convenient dickery of the internet. Where arguments aren't won or lost on merit but on ego and theater. *shrug*