Still wanna get through the first one but honestly I had so much more fun watching Jerma play it. He would analyze every little word and scene. Like “WAIT A SECOND! I’m already double crossing this person and they said I have to kill her sister? But I already DID!”

Dark Souls is the greatest game ever made but I’d rather drive a bus through Pochinki with 4 guys in it and get blown up by a hacker because we were having too much fun than die for the 20th time to a boss that’s not as cool as the Asylum Demon.

Fuck yes. That speech of his made me tear up. Then I found a Twitch streamer who was so wholesome I decided to not give up on Twitch. Hating unions is tired. Growing up is wired.

And I’m over here unable to figure out why this dragon seems able to kill me no matter what. I wanna get to that bonfire. 

There’s a reason some ice skaters practice every day and some resort to breaking that athlete’s knee to try to win the award. There are people who make games because they’d rather play Desert Bus than go work for a call center, and there are people who are desperately hoping to make games but only because they thought…

Report Shows People Making Enough Money To Last Them For Lifetimes Are Hesitant To Let Their Workers Make A Wage They Could Live Off Of Comfortably

Clicking the image did not bring up a video. The tweets are just hot takes that will be slate tomorrow. I needs the video. 

Makes sense to me. The day we started using a weapon that can kill someone before they have the chance to surrender is the day we stopped giving a shit about human rights.

The guy who directed God of War (PS4) started crying on camera when he read reviews. That’s enough proof for me that he wasn’t in it for the money. 

Yeah, and I thought Goldeneye was the best first person shooter when I was a kid because I didn’t even know how to pronounce ammo. 

Dark Souls is the best JRPG that’s a non-JRPG. They actually acknowledge the internet is worth using! What a concept. 

Play games so intricately designed that even your niece could figure out why she died instead of landing that jump. Miss me with these AAA studios treating us like gamblers at a digital casino or moviegoers who are ready to sit down and watch a 100 hour movie.

Walking simulators are wired. Bethesda is tired.

I really appreciate you writing this article. Someone on Reddit today told me I was wrong for liking RDR1 more than 2. When I briefly hinted at the amount of crunch and working on days off RDR2 had, people starting coming from outta the woodwork to tell me that unions are evil. A guy who claimed to have served in the…

Cool. One more company I can safely ignore. If you think nudity is porn then it’s probably been a while since someone wanted to have sex with you.

You might wanna find another soapbox if a few words send you into a fury. We all know generalizations are silly. He said that because most cons charge $30 for a T Shirt and don’t give out water bottles for free.

LETHAL LEAGUE

It’s no itch.io, but it’s a step in the right direction. 

The only thing that interests me is Cadence. I have all these games on Steam. 

I can already hear the cries of misogynists saying that women don’t belong in THEIR Zelda games. 

Xbox is moving beyond the console.